Here is the actual poll question for today, Wednesday July somethingorother, 2004:
During a footy match KNVB miraculously finds himself on a breakaway and is one-on-one with the keeper, Hands of Stone. What will the outcome be?
a) KNVB unleashes an unstoppable shot high into the troposphere, just short of orbital altitude. The ball returns to earth with icicles on it.
b) Throw-in.
c) Swing and a miss.
d) KNVB stubs his toe while shooting, trips and crashes into HoS, their private parts touching as the ball trickles over the goal-line and into the net.
e) KNVB wires a shot off the post and back into his own nuts, the smallest target he has ever hit.
f) KNVB starts waving to his mom while on the break and HoS comes out to scoop up the ball as Beaker is distracted.
g) Toe-punt and a goal.
KNVB, would you mind setting up the poll part of the thread for me? Thanks.
During a footy match KNVB miraculously finds himself on a breakaway and is one-on-one with the keeper, Hands of Stone. What will the outcome be?
a) KNVB unleashes an unstoppable shot high into the troposphere, just short of orbital altitude. The ball returns to earth with icicles on it.
b) Throw-in.
c) Swing and a miss.
d) KNVB stubs his toe while shooting, trips and crashes into HoS, their private parts touching as the ball trickles over the goal-line and into the net.
e) KNVB wires a shot off the post and back into his own nuts, the smallest target he has ever hit.
f) KNVB starts waving to his mom while on the break and HoS comes out to scoop up the ball as Beaker is distracted.
g) Toe-punt and a goal.
KNVB, would you mind setting up the poll part of the thread for me? Thanks.