Came accross this one today:
The Perfect Breakfast for a Man!
You're sitting at the breakfast table...
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
Your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
The Perfect Breakfast for a Man!
You're sitting at the breakfast table...
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
Your wife is on the back of the milk carton.