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HOS will be Heading East to T.O. with the BCFC womens team as they compete in the Nationals.

The flight leaves on Monday morning, so I will try to give updates on the Mens side of the Competition, see how the boys(Vic. Gorge) who knocked BCFC and Peg out do.

I will also give the womens update of coarse.

Sheps, I will keep an eye on Ronnie for you, or just updates;) .

Tell you how the nightlife in TO is, Electric Circus for HOS on Saturday.

Apparently Munsons team from Ontario made it to Nationals, so I may see him, and I will give an update on what happens if Holmsy and I go out.

Look for the HOSS Report coming to you very soon!

HOS:D
 

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We Made It

Flight was fine but the food was tihs.

Hotel is not bad with some good restaurants close by, we are staying at the Radisson with a few other teams, most teams are staying at Holiday Inn just down the street. Most teams get in to town tommorow.

The weather is fine but half the fields are crap, with the other fields not to bad.

Still have to see if I can get a hold of Holmsy however.

First game on Wednesday against Sask. at 4:00, then Nfld. on thurs. at 4:30.

Big games on fri against Ont. at 6:00 and Sat. vs. Quebec at 2:00.

Electric Circus on Fri., gity up!

HOS;)
 

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Cocco,

If you make it on EC, please, please wear the Sweden jersey. And do the Cocco dance. I will be taping the show. Yours in candy raving,

-Sensei.
 

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Not Cocco Report

Sensia,

Not Cocco, T-Bone Report!

Big meeting tonight with all the coaches and manegers, with a CSA cnut running the show.
Two fields for the tourny are great, the other three are like Clinton after a Fireman/Norvan game in Feb. but with the Crown like Old Empire has. "Sorry that is for drainage", the pot holes are for ankles.

Vic Gorge made it on Tue, we came in on Mon., there team roster reads like this:

Jamie Ackinclose
Dean Anderson
J.J. Atterbury
Ian Carrol
Maurizio Conforti - Now I know why we got screwed.
Tomas Earnst - Now I know why SFU got screwed.
Sean Ebbs Canavan
Kaj Fulton
Brent Garraway (14 goals)
John Gilbert
Kevin Gilbert - How many gilbert's play soccer on the Island any-way?
Craig glennie
Raegyn Hall
Gord Johnson
Steve Meikle
Scott rankin
David Ravinhill (12 goals)
danny Van Glyswyk
Rob veen Hoff
Danny White ( 12 goals)

All the names in the book, nice that they put the top goal scorers in, I would like to know, SO I CAN KICK THEM TOMORROW!

They play Lac St. Louis Lakers (Quebec) on Wed. 3 at 3:30.

We play Prince Albert United (Saskatchewan) on Wed. 3 at 4:00.

The womens Sask. team reads like this, "team formed in 1999, played recreational for three years and became competitive in 2001. Beat Sask. Clarica 3-1 in final with a 7-0 record in tourney play".

I say very young girls on the team, but are they taking the piss by saying they have been a rec. team until now.
Thats like saying Peg is a beer league team, or are they.

Men play Lac St. Lous Lakers
with the team highlights as "3rd trip to nationals since 91, a 12-3-2 record in league play, and top scorers Jamie Watson(11) AND Marc Labrom(7) and Rahan Ali(7).
"I promise that we won't try to KICK those guys". Vic Gorge coach.

See you later

HOSS
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See Gorge

If you want to see a picture of 80% for the gorge team go to the PCSL website and look under Kennedy Cup photo's. This is the same team minus 2 or 3 that a young Surrey U team beat for the Challenge cup. (photo's of that as well) My guess is they don't win a game over there!


SeeJimmyIhaveoneintheclutch...twat:cool:
 

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Fresh memories (not mammaries though the following link shows one)

If you want to see why Gorge is in Toronto right now, Click Here.

Nice report Cocco. Now go get your TTP hockey pool picks done!

~TB.
 

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Issues

Regs~

You have issues man.You got to let it go before your hair falls out!
OOOPS!;)

DidImentionIhateBurnaby:mad:
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Just for that...

Back into the general TTP ladder pool you go.

And stay away from Cocco's thread... you won't be going to Nationals anytime soon :D

~TBwhowonderswhereKNVB'shockeypoolpicksare.
 

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Heads up before Cocco 'reports'

Men
BC (Gorge) 1-0 Quebec

Women
BC (Burnaby) 4-0 New Brunswick (I think)

~TB.
 

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Warm, Humid, and Windy

Good if your with a woman, Bad if you are playing soccer.

40-60 Km-h cross winds during the game, and temp. at about 25.

We could get flurries this Sat. and Sun., then back to warm weather for Monday finnals.
Nice weather back here, would take the West anyday.

The women dominated the Sask. team that started packing the box in the first min. of play.
Our girls couldn't finnish and we where up only 2-0 at half.

We played on a good field at Vaughan Grove Park, but the Vic. Gorge men played just down the street at Soccer Centre Feilds, that are completly shocking, with the huge crown like Old Empire but the fields are harder than the turf was.

The women play on one of the shite fields today, but both the Ont. Men and Women play on the nice Vaughan Grove fields for all four round robin games.

Vic.Gorge play New Brunswick (St. John FC Veni Vidi Fundy United) on a nice park today at 4pm.
The BCFC girls play Newfoundland (St. Johns Guard) on shite at 4:30pm.

Both teams that B.C. play today had byes yesterday, so there are no results for them.

For New Brunswick men, they are 9-0-0 in 2001 league play.

HOSS
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Regs I put may pool pick through at 3:30am on Wed. I hope they went through, but I had a few bevy's before that.
 

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Good thing my Wife is Here

If Leigh was at home and read that, I could be in trouble.

Could be a good opening line for porn, as long as the ref can give out cards for BAD behaviour.:)

thanks to TB for help with my poolpicks set-up.

TR, I found out that the Stars of the WWF stay in this Hotel often, apperently the Rock stays in Room 609, I am in 606.

Finnaly HOS has a chance to put The Rock in his place, he will be sorry when the Big HOSS does the most electrifing move.

Thats Hands of Stone SUCK'ER

Will try to get down to EC on FRI, but the VIC men play at 8pm vs. Ont(Munsons team) after we play Ont at 6pm.

Looking forward to the Hockey Hall tomorrow and a Jays game on Sunday vs the Indians.

HOSS;)

We are staying right by the airport, and it seems that the planes like to fly right over our Hotel before landing.
Not something you want to see when looking out your hotel window, with all the crazy shite that has gone on in the world these days.:(Not trying to be funny)
 

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Alberta Teams

Hey HOS,

Who are the teams from Alberta this year? They've had a pretty successful run in the last few years winning on both the men's and women's sides more recently than, say, BC.
 

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"Extreme Penetration"

The reason we had trouble scoring today by Evan Pellrud, is that "you did'nt have EXTREME PENETRATION".

BCFC women 3-0 vs. NFLD.

Yes TR, they started packing the box in the first min. of play, but we did not have "EXTREME PENETRATION" so we where 0-0 at the half.

We did finnaly ripple the net and open the gates, but the goalie for NFLD. was very sharpe.

The third goal by Phoeby was an "EXTREME HEADER" Evan Pellrud, put the women plus 7 for the tourney so far.

Big game tommorow at 6pm vs. Ontario under the lights, with Vic. Gorge playing Ont. (Munson's team) after that at 8:30.

On to the Gorge, they won 3-1 vs. New Brunswick.
Big game for them tommorow.

Cooler weather today and a little less wind, Extreme Weather for the weekend.:rolleyes:

Going out tonight, try to give update soon, "Extreme Box Packing"

HOSS:D
 

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Alberta Teams

Edmonton Victoria(what kind of name is that) Men

Edmonton Ital Canadians - Women
they have been winning big in the other group

HOSS:)
 

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Edmonton Victoria used to be the German?!? club but now has a bunch of ex-Ital-Canadians (who beat Peg in the final a couple of years back.)
 

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THE HOLLY GRAIL

Just got back from the Hockey Hall of Fame, it is awesome, Lord Stanley's Cup is there, and even though I am not a Hab fan, the Montreal dressing room from the forum makes you feel like you are sitting in the dressing room with the Habs before a game against Buffalo.

Went in goal against The Great One and The Moose, they could only get one out of eight shots past me.

On to the task at hand, it has been raining all day that I hope should suite a B.C. team, we will see.
Ont. the team we are playing today, won yesterday 4-0 against Sask., the same result we had against Sask.

We have been moved from Vaughan Grove to a different field because of the rain, I am not sure if Vic. Gorge has also been moved, but they play right after us at 8:30, I hope to watch if it doesn't rain or snow to hard.
Will give full update on both games tonight if I get back from EC early enough.

Good luck to the BCFC boys who play the Trollops tomorrow, Keep the streak alive boys.

TR, the sexual ineuendos come from being surrounded by ten womens teams from across the country.

Funny Story,
One of the Quebec girls was crying in the lobby last night because she went out to the bar and decided to get on stage and take her shirt off and show La Fun Pillows, thats not so bad because you are on the road.
It is bad when you go back to your hotel and phone your boyfriend and tell him what you did.
She was crying because her boyfriend in Quebec broke up with her on the phone.

We play the Quebec girls on Saturday, I hope for Quebec, that the girl doesn't see the field, because if she does the player marking her has something to tell her.

Who back home can give us the best line to use on the poor Quebec girl?

HOSS:rolleyes:
 

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