The 2003 Co-ed match reports, and witty banter thread.

[knvb]

The second half started the same. Slow and easy. Just like I like it.

If you were any more nice and easy you would have been in a coma, which BTW would have been an improvement on your play. Shoc-king. I've talk to Regs and he does apologize for putting that cross right on your foot inside the six like that. He feels awful about the whole thing.

You want to talk shocker... A blind three legged dog would have been a better option than you yesterday or even Yoda.

The 'Move' report: Yesterday's form was lack-luster. Regs used the highly complicated swivel / hip dislocation 3 times, but only garnishing a 4-4 and 6 bite rating respectively.


I'm taking my ball and going home.

 

[Carebear]

Yoda,

Is that true about Turf on Charles Best? That's great if it is. We were all lucky to come away from that game with no serious injuries on that ankle breaker field.

 

[Regs]

You mean there is a worse field out there than Kwayquitlam? That field is a lawsuit waiting to happen

~Regs.

 

[TheRob]

I happen to like the "Cleat Cleaners" all over the pitch at Kwayquitlam. Just another public service from the city.

Roll on Cupe brothers and sisters!

 

[Yoda]

Thats what i hear

Carebear,
Thats what my sources tell me.

Regs,
This field is 100 times worse than Kway. At least Kway has grass on it with a few dirt spots. Best has dirt on it with a few grass spots.

If you have any recollection of Minnekhada field in Port Coquitlam, it's worse than that.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Down with the MAN

Originally posted by TheRob
Roll on Cupe brothers and sisters!

Solidarity forever, Solidarity forever.

Brother HOS

 

[halfvolley]

Roadrash

I have to agree that Charles Best was the worse field I've played on in a longtime. A couple take downs early turned into roadrash and both teams are lucky nothing else occured. How hard is it to lay down some seeds, watch them grow and see grass as a result?

I recommend postponing any future games that are scheduled to be played there to be played somewhere else so we don't hear the story about the guy/girl who broke something in 20 places.

Herb on Sunday was horrible.

Gunners on Wednesday!!

 

[fat monkey]

Best's infamous potholes did in my ACL a few years back.

I won't play there because of it.

 

[Yoda]

Re: Roadrash

Originally posted by halfvolley
Herb on Sunday was horrible.

Just Sunday?

I was chatting with some people I knew and they said that when they were younger (25yrs ago) Herb reffed them and they said that he is 100 times better now then he was back then.

Is that not scary?

 

[knvb]

Yoda, why do you keep picking on the guy? He's there for a stroll like everyone else SHOULD be. I'd like Herb to come on a post about all the screw ups you make during a game. I'm betting it's 10 times more than his. Plonker.

I think the games would be much more interesting if the ref has a go everytime someone gives away the ball or misses a sitter. I know Walks does.

 

[Yoda]

No problems with Herb

I know TR would never hear the end of it from Herb if that were the case.

He'd only have 1 short post then i guess

He's the only ref who lets Draven hack a guy in the ankles 7 times in a game with no cards and then on the ensuing altercation of the 8th time gives a card to the other guy.

That was pretty funny.

Now the Herb Wannabee on here I have a problem with, that guy is the laziest ref in soccer!

 

[TheRob]

You think it's funny that Draven is hacking guys in Co-ed?

 

[fat monkey]

Re: No problems with Herb

Now the Herb Wannabee on here I have a problem with, that guy is the laziest ref in soccer!

 

[Yoda]

Ooops

Sorry Fat Monkey didn't know you were still around.


As for Draven's hacking, he was a fellow Poco lad and it was all in good fun. Besides that he plays for Poco so he deserved to be hacked 8 times!

 

[TheRob]

Was the ensuing altercation "for fun" to?

 

[Yoda]

Yup

I know you want to try and establish tryhardness but there was none.


Don't you think someone would have been on here already and bitched about it if there was anything serious about it?

 

[Conductor]

YG 2- Mtn Shadow 0

I just wanted to say that I thought YG was lucky to come out with this result.Mtn Shadow played a man down the whole game well YG had 2 line changes in guys!YG scored 2 late goals to get the victory.Mtn Shadow played a great game and my early prediction is to watch out for these guys when they have a full team!!They also shut out our women on the scoreboard,the first team to do that this year!!

 

[halfvolley]

Ok I wasn't going to but...

I just love hearing that a teammate knows Draven was a goof and hacked 7 or 8 times without receiving a card or a warning. I will agree that the majority of the time it was in good fun with a buddy of his but other altercations were based on his "little man syndrome" attitude. If Draven is who I'm thinking he is.(#4) He took out a few of us hard without hesitation and if that's co-ed sportsmanship than I'm a fat monkey. Sorry fat monkey sounded like a good line. He was classic tryhard during that game. I enjoyed all the witty banter and sportsmanship from the rest of your team and wish you guys a great season but me and the rest of my team wish people like that would jump in their big trucks and drive away with their stack of phone books under them.



We love ya Herb!

 

[halfvolley]

He's the only ref who lets Draven hack a guy in the ankles 7 times in a game with no cards...

Herbs other lost son. Teesh is the other...right? Does Teesh get those calls?

 

[Conductor]

Herb!!

All this talk about Herb andf his son!!I feel neglected!! I'm his stepson and I still get no breaks!!To all you Herb haters he is CO-ED,he has been around longer than any of the teams in this league and probably most of the players so learn to deal with HIM because he is HERB!Oh how I miss the memories of Minnakada and Herb"s backyard BBQ's!!!