Stay where you fcuking are........

[Fastshow]

If any of you were planning on ever moving to the U.K. let my economic pain serve as stark warning to you all....and this is just the tip of the proverbial.......


TD Visa
24 Jul 2001 HALIFAX CARDCASH GREENHITHE 222.02
100.00 GBP @ 2.2202
24 Jul 2001 PIZZA EXPRESS TWICKENHAM 127.54
57.35 GBP @ 2.2238
27 Jul 2001 VISA ABM -SERVICE CHARGE 5.00

3 Aug 2001 MASH 2 LTD LONDON 126.90
56.93 GBP @ 2.2290
16 Aug 2001 MOLOCO GLASGOW 30.94
13.80 GBP @ 2.2420
16 Aug 2001 THE PERFUME SHOP BUCHANAN GALL 55.53
24.50 GBP @ 2.2665
20 Aug 2001 CASH * FINANCE CHARGE * 3.15

17 Aug 2001 EISENEGGER GLASGOW 77.06
34.00 826 @ 2.2664


N.B. the perfume in question was not bought for me and, I hasten to add, was the only money well spent in this whole sorry list of miserable excess as I managed to get my end away as a result. And no, I won't tell you bastards what kind of perfume it was.......


This entire island is exquisitely expensive though I greatly look forward to actually earning here and returning to Vancouver for holidays and a place where my wonga can go twice as far. Still, pints and women are still cheaper here and that's really all that matters innit?

 

[Fastshow]

horse-arse

It's just been pointed out to me that it's quite difficult guaging value when you're not shown exactly what it is you're paying for. I apologise profusely for said oversight though suffice it to say I got sod all for my wonga. Stay where you fckuing are.

 

[Buckfast]

Lions Gate Loyal

I am sure your 2.50GBP/hour @ Gap London will be affording more bottles of Eau du Knickersoff.

Let's see know:

2.50 into 24.50...goes ......oops, almost forgot that 2.50GBP is gross. Check.

1.75 into 24.50....goes...See you soon.

Bucky.

PS - Buchanan Gallery. Aren't we posh. See my cousin in Larkhall, he can get you them same bottle (from the same shop in fact) from two bottle of Thunderbird and a fish supper.

 

[Fastshow]

Anthony of Orange......

Buckfast me old mucker,

I think I may have played against your cousin while playing football in the Gorbals. Lovely scenery. No, it was.

We didn't have a fish supper as we're far too posh but we did manage a delightful Indian takeaway which came in a superb cardboard box which eased the burden of the enormous weight. Trust the Scots to come up with easy methods of stemming the ever-increasing flow of asylum seekers.

When shall we expect you?

 

[Fastshow]

Dutch Tony...

Well? When you coming, then? Sweet Fanny Adams needs to get the spare room ready. She says she likes that sort of thing. Takes all kinds doesn't it?

 

[Buckfast]

I'm staying with Gav.....

Why should I visit you, when you didn't have the decency to stop in at my auntie's bit in Larkhall. I know your staying in Fulham, shop only at the finest galleries and put your nose up to deep-fried Mars bars, but this posh shite is a little over the top.

Remember where you came from, Mr. Lion's Gate.

Thinking of you in Denver,

Tony Wooden Shoes

 

[Sweet Fanny Adams]

Buckfast tastes of piss.....so does the tonic wine

Enough of your silly talk, mister. Obviously we'd both rather be in Denver but we're doing the best we can with what little we have. Finest galleries indeed. We're about to meet Bill the Gentile for a social, Denver be ****ed.

Lots of love, SFA.

 

[Buckfast]

Spaceman Bill

Meeting the Gentile One for a social drink or a social therapist?

Sigmund Buckfast

PS - Send my love to Amelia........uh... um.... and Rich, as well.

 

[Sweet Fanny Adams]

arseholed....franco

Tony,

I'm sat in Gav's front room with el Gentile, Sweet Fanny Adams and Gav and we'd all like to request that you either get over here or simply fcuk off as the Fastshow is on UKGold and we're preoccupied with far more important things. Obviously.

thanks for coming out, Denver.

 

[Fastshow]

balls..suits you, sir...

These cookies Regs has set up are a kick in the toys.

Fraudulently, Fastshow.