Signs your too drunk (As if there is such a thing)

[mexi]

Signs That You Are Too Drunk:

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Job interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed

 

[kurgan]

posting on TTP @ 1:30 innn the morning on a weekday. Curse you Eastside

 

[CDK]

How about you play for a team that was a former european champion and you lose 3-1 to team of Irish fisherman and cost me 20/1 bet.

 

[5bigtoes]

regs is feelin' good man

~regs~

Do you fit into mexi's signs above? It's a BIG NIGHT for ~regs~

 

[Regs]

hmmmm

Possibly.

Though I don't see anything mentioned there about all the chicks at the Lennox want me... I suppose that's a sure sign that I'm too drunk.

~TBwholooksforwardtoround2tomorrow.
Noteoptiontochangethatstancefirstthinginthemorning.

 

[Regs]

How many can relate?

?

 

[SC]

sounds familiar...alright

I think all of this happened to me before I was found passed out at 6:30am in the middle of the Stown Arena one Friday morning...

~scwho'scoworkersthoughtshewasdeadjustlyingthere, manthatwashilarious