Signs of your TTP addiction

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You know your addicted when............

Just looking for other TTP junkies signs of when they knew they were addicted. Who knows this thread may save the life of some Lurker thinking of jumping into what he or she thinks is just simple fun.:rolleyes:
 

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Excuses

Last night the wife wanted to spent some "time" with me. With a grand total of 45min away from here I got up and said I was going for a slash. Only to duck into the spare room to check out the new posts. The worse part is I went through the trouble of closing the pisser door turning on the light then going back later to flush!:eek:

WhatwouldbemycostsifthiswereaDRUG?;)
 

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more signs your a lost cause!

Has anyone caught themselves using TTP banter OUTSIDE TTP?? I actually called some guy a C-NUT! and I commonly use the terms knucklehead and slapnut.

knvbneedshelp :mad:BAD!
 

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How about starting a new thread and then answering it twice before anyone else posts? :D

I've used the TTP terminology quite a few times.

Just the other day I was telling my strata council not to be a bunch of coppertones... We all had a good laugh after that.

~TB.
 

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coppertones

That's classic!

I haven't resorted to using the terminology in actual conversation, but when I'm sending an e-mail to a buddy, I actually spell fcuk the TTP way. Same with cnut.

Last night I made a point of going to bed after getting home from the NAP changerooms (being that it is manditory to get a little pissed after Thursday night training sessions). I crawled into bed feeling that something was...missing...

Now, whenever my wife sees me on the computer after 6:00 PM, she automatically thinks I've surfing porn. "How's Patricia Ford?"
 

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You only wish you could be like me:D, but then to have a bunch of coppertones, I don't think so. There is only the one coppertone.;)
 

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Best examle yet

Way to take on for the team Sensei:D
as I am currently holed up in my girlfriend's apartment in Victoria, typing this out on a shitty laptop computer with a dial-up internet access cutting out every 5 seconds. Shows my dedication to the TTP cause, no?
YES!!!
 

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Signs of your TTP addiction...

~Cause I know that I will be checking this apres les partay tonight as the Webmaster has started drinking and his PMs have been keeping me rolling on the ground all day.

Regsi, please post later, as it is only 4:00pm pacific, and I will find a computer to post up between 2-5am~

~scisjealousbecausesomeoneisdrinkingrightnow
I'm going to call Kurgan for a drinking buddy, as Notty has so kindly bailed on me!;)
 

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When you Post More than the Webmaster

Sexual,

I think you need to go to TTPAA for some treatment and maybe they can put you on the 8 step program. You have started more threads than most people have posts and I was wondering if you didn't have a clue how to reply to a post or you just like to have your name on 50 percent of the threads:cool:

I guess you have a lot of different topics that you would like to discuss but atleast give the rest of us a chance to respond to some of the threads before you launch the next wave:D

justtryingtobeofsomeassistancetothehookedTTPer

Lean
 

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just a TTP supporter

ooooooooooh, I think THAT one shut me up (no response other than "read from me in a couple of weeks")

~scthewebmasterismyfriendandheishappytohaveafemaleaboard!:p
Thanks for the advice "Aunt Lean"-I will take it in to consideration! -you must not be used to women bashing you, or others for that matter.

SC profile=boredandwaitingtogetoutofthecountry!:eek:
 

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I disagree

Lean,

Sexy-au-chocolat is spreading her wealth of information to all of us boys. She is indeed entitled to "have a take" whether by starting a thread or just plain posting.

5btisbackingsexy-au-chocolatforfirstfemalemoderatoronttp:D
 

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bail money...

I'll catch your first round of pints on Sunday:D ~or maybe the first three, considering how cheap the bzzr is!

~schasalotofttpfriends!;)
 

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me again

theWebmasterismyfriend

Did anyone check out Tee's flag! Well done

~scisofftopic

I believe Regsi is too tired to monitor, as he is resting up for Friday and Sunday night
 

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prime example, it's fcukin saturday

Currently Active Piss-taking Bastards: 11
There are currently 11 piss-takers and 0 lurkers on the TTP forums.
Most piss-takers ever online was 40 on 11-26-2001 at 05:24 PM.
5bigtoes, Captain Shamrock, FatJoe, hammer, knvb, Regs, sexualchocolate, sid, The Apprentice

someone is about to stir some shite somewhere, "shut up Appy"


:eek:
 

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TB,

What is the record number of posts made by a TTPer in one day? I feel like I am approaching some sort of record. Or piss take.


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Most Piss-takers ever online on a day was 132 on 01-17-2002.
I just took notice of this today. Holy Crap! Remember when 23 was a lot?
 

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It'll be interesting what tomorrow's numbers are since Monday's always appear to be the busiest... 132 was on a Thursday.

~TB.
 

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