Shap shooter

[Demolition]

Subject: Fw: A Real Sharp Shooter



A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is
so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
house", the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his
house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here
are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take
these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the
guy's dick off". The man takes another look through the
scope, and says,

"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

 

[Demolition]

a blonde man comes home from work and hears moaning and screaming from
the bedroom. so he goes upstairs and finds his wife lying on the bed
naked, sweaty, and panting. he asked her what was wrong and she said,
I'm having a heartattack" so he runs downstairs to call 911 when one of
his little kids comes to him and says, "daddy,daddy uncle bob's hiding in
the closet naked." the furious blond man goes back upstairs and sure
enough he finds his naked brother in the closet and says to him, "you
son-of-a-bitch, my wife's having a heartattack and you're running around
naked scaring the kids!"