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Shall we have a poll?


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Keeper

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Audience, shall we have a poll?
Please let me know how this isn't on topic. I've agreed with el moderator that Cliff Avenue, of the VMSL First Division, should win an award. And then I took the piss a wee bit. Are those in positions of surpreme power exempt from a bit of rib-tickling? You know I like banging this drum. I'd hate to think it wound you up. Not on TTP, that would be unforgivable. Censorship is the way forward and I should be banned immediately. After all, I'm making a fool of myself though where I might differ from others is that I'm actually intending to do so.

Shall we have a poll? Ask the audience? It's been ever-so long........

Yours, as ever, Fastshow.



Bravo, keeper. That's some great moderation.

The pisstakes were ruining my enjoyment of this thread.

And, before you, "take the liberty" of deleting this post allow me to suggest to you, oh powerful one, that given the topic of your last post was some unnecessary nonsense about cads and bounders straying off topic, my post is in direct response to your post about cads and bounders straying off topic.

And, since this thread consists of your life's work in a post about awards, allow me to be the first (ever) to commend your graft and endeavour and nominate you for an award as well. It's only fair.

And TTP is nothing if not fair.

I'm only taking the piss.

take the piss out of (someone) -- 1. make a fool of, tease (someone); act disrespectfully to (someone) in the hope of causing grave embarrassment; humble, degrade, belittle (someone) 2. humble, degrade, belittle (someone) by getting the better of him.


Since you weren't sure, please indulge me in an effort to make things more transparent and less abstract for poor old Teutonic you by resorting to the currency of the TTP idiot:


I think Cliff Avenue is the class of the VMSL First Division if only because Luch loves The Smiths and I too happen to think The Smiths are the mutts nuts. Luch is also someone who isn't Beanbag I might still be able to beat in a footrace. For that he should get one of your awards.

How was that for on-topic? You're the mentor, you tell me. I thought mentioning The Smiths and Beanbag in my post might raise your ire but justified it to myself given the fact you mentioned Matt Cooke and Houdini, neither of whom played in the VMSL First Division and, as such, should be exempt from awards, in your life's work.

P.S. I've checked my PM's, thanks for mentioning them. I like reading my PM's from Lita, they're hugely entertaining. Do you get any?

Do you get any PM's from Lita?
 

Fastshow

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You forgot to inlcude the currency of the TTP idiot.

Let me help you, you're clearly struggling to cope.

:rolleyes: :D ;) :eek: :bronco: :knvb: :( :cool:


If I don't vote will I be chastised for not staying on topic?

 

Fastshow

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Re: [VMSL Div 1] 2005 TTP Awards

Context lads, context.

Amateurs.

Please let me know how this isn't on topic. I've agreed with el moderator that Cliff Avenue, of the VMSL First Division, should win an award. And then I took the piss a wee bit. Are those in positions of surpreme power exempt from a bit of rib-tickling? You know I like banging this drum. I'd hate to think it wound you up. Not on TTP, that would be unforgivable. Censorship is the way forward and I should be banned immediately. After all, I'm making a fool of myself though where I might differ from others is that I'm actually intending to do so.

Shall we have a poll? Ask the audience? What faceless names on a website think matters to me. It's been ever-so long........

Yours, as ever, Fastshow.




Bravo, keeper. That's some great moderation.

The pisstakes were ruining my enjoyment of this thread.

And, before you, "take the liberty" of deleting this post allow me to suggest to you, oh powerful one, that given the topic of your last post was some unnecessary nonsense about cads and bounders straying off topic, my post is in direct response to your post about cads and bounders straying off topic.

And, since this thread consists of your life's work in a post about awards, allow me to be the first (ever) to commend your graft and endeavour and nominate you for an award as well. It's only fair.

And TTP is nothing if not fair.

I'm only taking the piss.

take the piss out of (someone) -- 1. make a fool of, tease (someone); act disrespectfully to (someone) in the hope of causing grave embarrassment; humble, degrade, belittle (someone) 2. humble, degrade, belittle (someone) by getting the better of him.


Since you weren't sure, please indulge me in an effort to make things more transparent and less abstract for poor old Teutonic you by resorting to the currency of the TTP idiot: :rolleyes: (Sarcasm) ;) (Wink) :eek: (Eek!) :p (Stick out tongue)


I think Cliff Avenue is the class of the VMSL First Division if only because Luch loves The Smiths and I too happen to think The Smiths are the mutts nuts. Luch is also someone who isn't Beanbag I might still be able to beat in a footrace. For that he should get one of your awards.

How was that for on-topic? You're the mentor, you tell me. I thought mentioning The Smiths and Beanbag in my post might raise your ire but justified it to myself given the fact you mentioned Matt Cooke and Houdini, neither of whom played in the VMSL First Division and, as such, should be exempt from awards, in your life's work.

P.S. I've checked my PM's, thanks for mentioning them. I like reading my PM's from Lita, they're hugely entertaining. Do you get any?

Do you get any PM's from Lita?
 

terrytoo

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Re: [VMSL Div 1] 2005 TTP Awards

You're a trouble-maker Fastshow and thorough-going nuisance as well.

Sometimes it's more important to be human than to appreciate taste, subtlety and nuance and you're showing yourself up by poking poor keeper with a stick while he's down. I expect he spends most of his time "down" but that's neither here nor there though I'm strangely aroused by the prospect. Anyone who namechecks either of the Hepburn sisters, gay icons that they are, gets my seal of approval. People don't go wading into your carefully-crafted threads shouting the odds do they? Oh, they do? Don't confuse things by introducing logic or reason you scoundrel.

Club Ireland should win an award.

And so should Luch if he likes The Smiths. Top boy.

I hope you don't mind me sharing your private messages with the rest of my listeners here on TTP.


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Jimmy,

I think you're being a wee bit harsh on poor old Steve1234 you ****ing tart. So what if he's thick as shite, there are millions just like him and at least he has a go. Without him you'd have no ammunition would you? I would, of course, I'd just take the piss out of myself. No one else knows how to.

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No one will be safe until a moderator sorts out this pisstaking nonsense, this is no place for people to enjoy themselves, least of you, Fastshow.

Does the Countdown Conundrum play in the VMSL Division 1 2005 TTP Awards? If he doesn't then I can't address Fastshow's private message because I'd be going off topic and risk decapitation by one of the hall-monitoring über-Waffen S.S. henchmen.

If you want to kill time try working it to death.
 

Dude

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What is the poll regarding? How about "Sadness". As in, how sad is it that somebody has such a huge ax to grind with TTP, or it's administrator, or some mods, that he gets a friend to open an account while he's banned, posts under his friend's account, then sends a self written eulogy to said friend to post as a "Fcuk you, I'm better off without you" jab. Don't you find that sad, FastTerry? Wait, can you answer? I thought you were dead?
 

Fastshow

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Oh dear, now "Dude" thinks I'm sad. My reputation as a character on the porn and free music internet machine is in tatters.

A huge axe? I wouldn't have thought it were possible for someone to have so clearly missed the point. You fancy yourself as knowing how to take the piss don't you? That in itself is reasonably amusing given the fact you make The Rob look like Stephen Fry. An axe to grind. That's good, it really is.

Since you clearly need things explained to you on a primary school level, why not get in touch with Steve1234? I reckon even he's closer to a level of mental liberation that seems to be eluding you. And he's only a nasty fall away from having meals on wheels feed him through an intravenous drip.

Failing that, how about an update on your missus, your righteous and pious liberalism or posting some pictures of your most recent holiday? I'd rather read about keeper's irritable bowel syndrome and follow his carefully chosen links to information on the subject than hear any more about how we should all douse ourselves in Aloo Bhajee for Ramadamadingdong while considering the benefits of prayer to the great God of Tarka Dhal.


Happy Easter, Dude. Unless you've decided to try your arm at Judaism.


They did, after all, kill Jesus.

 

Dude

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That's it FastTerry, you're gone too far this time! I'm officially retiring from TTP. It has lost it's luster for me, and with big bullies like you around, I don't need this anymore. Besides, think of all the free time I'll have.

~Dude- signing off FOREVER.
 

Dial 9-1-1

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Dude said:
That's it FastTerry, you're gone too far this time! I'm officially retiring from TTP. It has lost it's luster for me, and with big bullies like you around, I don't need this anymore. Besides, think of all the free time I'll have.

~Dude- signing off FOREVER.


Sad to hear, Dude. I'll be working on your obituary when I get back from playing Rumoli with the inlaws. It will be posted in the Dial's Dead Posters Society thread.
 

Soccy

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Oh yeah, I voted "yes". Of course there should be a poll in the forum. No matter what about! It´s a possibility for people to leave a trace in the forum and be engaged with what they think. Give us a chance to think, decide and vote!





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