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The Teacher

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Everyone loves riddles - if you don't it's because you are angry. Answer and/or add your own.

1) Why can't you take a picture of a boy in Fraser Valley with a pumpkin?:confused:

2) In the year 2000, how many months had 28 days?

3) If it takes 6 men 6 hours to dig 6 holes, how long would it take 1 man to dig 1/2 a hole?:confused:
 

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riddle

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it you will die?


***80% of kindergarten kids gave the right answer while only 15% of Priceton students gave the correct one.
 

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the poor have it..

It's tough to give an answer that is "nothing"

I was a good kindergardener...
 

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one answer correct...

Torcida has answer# 2 correct... no, there was no 'kin pumping' in Fraser Valley, though that might explain some things...":p
 

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Your questions are like child's play to one with a Ralph Wiggum brain like myself. Answers? Pumpkins don't take pictures, cameras do. Like Torcida said, they all do and finally, how the fcuk do you dig half a hole? Unpossible!
 

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I agree manager.

It is unpossible to mess with Dapo's "Wiggamesque brilliance", so I will try once more.

Print these 4 lines on a piece of paper:

| / \ |

Now - by only using 3 straight lines, you must turn these 4 lines into a car. The lines can be as long as you want.
 
W

Whipper

A woman has 7 children, and half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
 

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genius..........

The other half are probably boys as well ie: they're all fellas.

Sounds like the kind of family that would make Dudeoutandproud hold a parade down Denman.........
 

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It's Friday, after all this weeks news I'll try and lighten up the mood a bit.

Four members of a band are walking to a night concert. They decide to take a shortcut, but must cross a bridge. Luckily they have one flashlight. Because of the varying size of their instruments, it takes each member a different amount of time to cross the bridge - it takes the first person one minute, the second person two minutes, the third person five minutes and the fourth person ten minutes. They must cross the bridge in pairs, travelling at the slower speed so if the one minute person went with the ten minute person, it would take a total of ten minutes. Since there is only one flashlight, one person must come back across the bridge, then another pair can cross. They only have 17 minutes to cross the bridge and still get to the concert on time. What order should they cross to get everyone across and get to the concert?
 

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The 10 minute and 5 minute members walk together. Total time = 10 minutes.
Then the 1 and 2 minute members walk together. Total time = 2 minutes.

Five minutes left to get to the concert.
 

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knvb said:
one with ten...one back
one with five...one back
one with two... one knackered.


1 with 10 = 10min
1 back = 11 min
1 with 5 = 16 min
1 back = 17 min
1 with 2 = 19 mins

= You are wrong Sir.
 

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