Captain Shamrock
Well-Known Member
Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that
> they weren't going anywhere in life so thought
> they should go to college to get ahead.
>
> They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest
> college. While the second one waits out in the
> hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and
> finds a professor who advises him to take Math,
> History, and Logic.
>
> "What's Logic?" asked the first redneck.
>
> The professor replied, "Let me give you an
> example: Do you own a weedeater?"
>
> "I sure do," grinned the redneck.
>
> "Then can assume, using logic, that you have
> a yard," replied the professor.
>
> "That's real good," the redneck responded in
> awe.
>
> The professor continued: "Logic will also
> tell me that since you have a yard, you also
> have a house."
>
> Impressed, the redneck shouts"AMAZIN'!"
>
> "And since you own a house, logic dictates
> that you have a wife."
>
> "Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The
> redneck is catching on.)
>
> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I
> can assume that you are heterosexual," says
> the professor.
>
> "You're absolutely right! Why that's the
> most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't
> wait to take this here logic class."
>
> The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with
> pride at the new world opening up to him,
> walked back into the hallway where his friend
> is waiting.
>
> "So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend
> asked.
>
> "Math, History, and Logic," replies the first
> redneck.
>
> "What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new
> friend.
>
> "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a
> weedeater?"
>
> "No," his friend replied.
>
> "You're queer, ain't ya?"
> they weren't going anywhere in life so thought
> they should go to college to get ahead.
>
> They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest
> college. While the second one waits out in the
> hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and
> finds a professor who advises him to take Math,
> History, and Logic.
>
> "What's Logic?" asked the first redneck.
>
> The professor replied, "Let me give you an
> example: Do you own a weedeater?"
>
> "I sure do," grinned the redneck.
>
> "Then can assume, using logic, that you have
> a yard," replied the professor.
>
> "That's real good," the redneck responded in
> awe.
>
> The professor continued: "Logic will also
> tell me that since you have a yard, you also
> have a house."
>
> Impressed, the redneck shouts"AMAZIN'!"
>
> "And since you own a house, logic dictates
> that you have a wife."
>
> "Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The
> redneck is catching on.)
>
> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I
> can assume that you are heterosexual," says
> the professor.
>
> "You're absolutely right! Why that's the
> most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't
> wait to take this here logic class."
>
> The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with
> pride at the new world opening up to him,
> walked back into the hallway where his friend
> is waiting.
>
> "So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend
> asked.
>
> "Math, History, and Logic," replies the first
> redneck.
>
> "What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new
> friend.
>
> "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a
> weedeater?"
>
> "No," his friend replied.
>
> "You're queer, ain't ya?"
