Red necks........

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Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that

> they weren't going anywhere in life so thought

> they should go to college to get ahead.

>

> They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest

> college. While the second one waits out in the

> hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and

> finds a professor who advises him to take Math,

> History, and Logic.

>

> "What's Logic?" asked the first redneck.

>

> The professor replied, "Let me give you an

> example: Do you own a weedeater?"

>

> "I sure do," grinned the redneck.

>

> "Then can assume, using logic, that you have

> a yard," replied the professor.

>

> "That's real good," the redneck responded in

> awe.

>

> The professor continued: "Logic will also

> tell me that since you have a yard, you also

> have a house."

>

> Impressed, the redneck shouts"AMAZIN'!"

>

> "And since you own a house, logic dictates

> that you have a wife."

>

> "Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The

> redneck is catching on.)

>

> "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I

> can assume that you are heterosexual," says

> the professor.

>

> "You're absolutely right! Why that's the

> most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't

> wait to take this here logic class."

>

> The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with

> pride at the new world opening up to him,

> walked back into the hallway where his friend

> is waiting.

>

> "So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend

> asked.

>

> "Math, History, and Logic," replies the first

> redneck.

>

> "What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new

> friend.

>

> "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a

> weedeater?"

>

> "No," his friend replied.

>

> "You're queer, ain't ya?"
 

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I think this okay as it is only a joke.....

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
> >2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
>
> >3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
>
> >4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
>
> >5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
>
> >6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
>
> >7) I bumped into a coffee table ............ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
>
> >8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
>
> >9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
>
> >10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>
> >11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
>
> >12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
>
> >13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
>
> >14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
>
> >15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
>
> >16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
>

Maybe it's been shown before but I haven't seen it. Some of them are pretty funny.......
 

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