Rangers Super Bowl Bash

[coach]

Step right up to the greatest show on earth!
The Rangers annual Super Bowl Bash at Kelly O Bryans!
3 Big Screens,10- 30 inch TV's, Super Cheap Drinks.
Endless amounts of giveaways and prizes!
We always sell out and I garantee a great time for all!
Come out and meet such Celebraties as Ranger Forever!
Dr Stepchild will be giving away free Chiro Practic Massages in the V I P room.
DownTown will be behind the bar slinging shots and chatting up your women.
Doc will be usual boring self.
Whiteshoes will be posing for pictures.
Pasqua will be a mess for sure along with trusty sidekick Mclean.

How can you possibly pass up a chance to take all of this in?
Doors open at 2.30 pm and pints will be ice cold!
Hope to see you there, Coach.

 

[Yoda]

I hear Houdini will be making his usual appearance at the party as well.

Is it true?

 

[coach]

Yes Yoda The Great Houdini will be there to dazzle everyone and anyone!
Would love to see you folks pop by.
The first round as usual is on me.
(p.s. The prizes could go your way!)

Coach.

 

[Yoda]

All i want is my calendar coach.

If i had known sooner i would have stopped by. Gotta use up my KOB's Gift Certificates soon.