I Love Sheep is walking along the strip in Las Vegas & a knockout
hooker catches his eye, strikes up a conversation so he eventually asks,
"How much ?"
It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that much money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Irish Bar on the corner?"
"Yes."
Do you see the Irish Bar about a block further down?"
'Yes."
And beyond that, do you see that third Irish Bar?"
Yes."
Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I
own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
I Love Sheep says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, I Love Sheep is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that".
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that Casino just across the street? I own that Casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
I Love Sheep, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, those beautiful lights,gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
Damn!" I Love Sheep says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
No," the hooker replies, "but I would, if I had a pussy!"
hooker catches his eye, strikes up a conversation so he eventually asks,
"How much ?"
It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that much money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Irish Bar on the corner?"
"Yes."
Do you see the Irish Bar about a block further down?"
'Yes."
And beyond that, do you see that third Irish Bar?"
Yes."
Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I
own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
I Love Sheep says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, I Love Sheep is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that".
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that Casino just across the street? I own that Casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
I Love Sheep, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, those beautiful lights,gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
Damn!" I Love Sheep says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
No," the hooker replies, "but I would, if I had a pussy!"
