Here is the scenario: You wake up one day to find a piece of mail summoning you to court to deal with your 23 unpaid parking tickets acquired in the municipality of Vancouver and now totalling over $1200 in charges. TTP Administrator Regs has kindly offered you free legal representation from one of the many attorneys on his staff. He will even let you decide who it is you want as your lawyer. You can choose from:
Hands of Stone: Extemely enthusiastic but literally illiterate. With his endless energy for debate he could extend the trial for years, even decades, giving you time to flee the country.
Bronco: Hard-nosed Croatian with the true killer instinct of a defense lawyer but his penchant for scoring own goals is a large risk that must be taken into consideration. Who wants to do hard time for parking ticket violations?
Fastshow: Extremely articulate, big-worded and good talking guy. Problems are he is currently MIA and probably expensive as, although his services would be free, he gets paid in British pounds.
RangerForever: Big-hearted Scotsman who if you're nice enough just might go do your jail time for you.
Sexual Chocolate: Hard partying soccer bird who likes to talk. A lot. Good chance the judge might get tired of it all and dismiss the case. SC also has a penchant for bad boys/girls which could just work in your favour other ways.
TheRob: Hard-working German. Like the Terminator, he will never stop. If he loses the case though you might have to pick his spirits up as he doesn't take losing well.
Walks: Footy referee. Blind as a bat but won't take no for an answer which might come in handy. Extremely suspect intelligence, though, as he is a Manchester United supporter. I mean, who wants to listen to that bollocks all day.
So, who would you choose to save your ass?
Hands of Stone: Extemely enthusiastic but literally illiterate. With his endless energy for debate he could extend the trial for years, even decades, giving you time to flee the country.
Bronco: Hard-nosed Croatian with the true killer instinct of a defense lawyer but his penchant for scoring own goals is a large risk that must be taken into consideration. Who wants to do hard time for parking ticket violations?
Fastshow: Extremely articulate, big-worded and good talking guy. Problems are he is currently MIA and probably expensive as, although his services would be free, he gets paid in British pounds.
RangerForever: Big-hearted Scotsman who if you're nice enough just might go do your jail time for you.
Sexual Chocolate: Hard partying soccer bird who likes to talk. A lot. Good chance the judge might get tired of it all and dismiss the case. SC also has a penchant for bad boys/girls which could just work in your favour other ways.
TheRob: Hard-working German. Like the Terminator, he will never stop. If he loses the case though you might have to pick his spirits up as he doesn't take losing well.
Walks: Footy referee. Blind as a bat but won't take no for an answer which might come in handy. Extremely suspect intelligence, though, as he is a Manchester United supporter. I mean, who wants to listen to that bollocks all day.
So, who would you choose to save your ass?