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Simple I would think. Even Sid may get the hang of this one.

Fuzzy toilet seat covers.

There the Worst. You must have seen them there at everyone's grannies. I can't think of something that bugs me more than fighting to get the lid whilst doing the "pee pee" dance and just as you think you've got it the damn thing to stay it falls mid piss.

Options? Clamp it or relocate to the nearest sea shell shaped sink.(fcuk say that 5 times fast.)


BTW, SC does not count as a pet peeve.
 

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there are so many

  • all caps in posts on TTP
  • posts with every second word being fcuk
  • PMs asking for help when the answers are already in the help section
  • Keeper's incessant drivel concerning the provincial government
  • public washrooms with no paper towels
  • being asked to take a 30% pay cut for a job I don't even enjoy now with the federal government
  • having no choice but to take said pay cut unless something pans out in a hurry
  • female TTPers who attempt to play the gender card and then wonder out loud why the rest of TTP is picking on them :rolleyes:

Pick them apart...

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my small pet peeve

I'm sick of people posting about how they had great training sessions, last night, yesterday, etc... This has got the be the most banal, "who gives a sh#t" comment possible. Does anyone really care? Is anyone else interested in the quality of your training? I don't care if you drink raw eggs, run 20 miles, or manage to successfully play keep away for a half an hour, it's boring. It doesn't make good copy.

It kinda reminds me of Chris Rock's monologue about "I take care of MY kids". You're supposed to you dumb sh#ts! Just go out, get it done. Do you want glory for it? Or lollipops?

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Quote this.....
Huge TTP pet peeve .

The majority of the FVSL guys who can't seem to come up with their own piss takes so they copy the lads post above and add a one liner below. I think soon the FVSL thread will just be on long quote.

Regs does this mean premium memberships just went up 30%?
 

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whatever

Max, a little frustrated with the fiancee half way across the world?

Regsi, where is your balls? Just say my name "S.C.". It isn't hard.:rolleyes:

My fcuken pet peeve fcuken is when the fcuken male TTPers think that I am fcuken using the 'female card' because they are too fcuken damn sensitive!:eek:

No, really, I don't have any pet peeves!:cool:

+SCneedsregsishelpagain:rolleyes: :p
 

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Originally posted by knvb
Huge TTP pet peeve .

The majority of the FVSL guys who can't seem to come up with their own piss takes so they copy the lads post above and add a one liner below. I think soon the FVSL thread will just be on long quote.

Regs does this mean premium memberships just went up 30%?
Maybe.

~TB.
 

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Originally posted by knvb
Huge TTP pet peeve .

The majority of the FVSL guys who can't seem to come up with their own piss takes so they copy the lads post above and add a one liner below. I think soon the FVSL thread will just be on long quote.

Regs does this mean premium memberships just went up 30%?
Very annoying!:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by knvb
Huge TTP pet peeve .

The majority of the FVSL guys who can't seem to come up with their own piss takes so they copy the lads post above and add a one liner below. I think soon the FVSL thread will just be on long quote.

Regs does this mean premium memberships just went up 30%?
I hear ya skytrain, it really pisses me off too!!!!!!;) :D ;)
 

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Numb nuts

See I could Delete that as per (sub section 6, paragraph 4, foot note b of the crackdown code) but I won't. I want every one to see how un original you really are.


ByeveryoneImentthe6whoactullyreadmyposts.....
 

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Knvb

"The Author is dead." Nothing is original anymore.

My TTP pet peeves are:
1. Lack of punctuation. All small caps? Fine. But no puctuation makes for a virtually impossible read.
2. Too much swearing. Swears can puctuate and add force to what you say -- they shouldn't be all you say.
3. TTP administrators who can't stand my governmental drivel. ;)
 

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down with swearing

I hope you know that MY swearing isn't a form of lack of thoughts, it was for the Webmaster's purpose!:rolleyes:

+SC
 

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too many threads

I just can't get enough time to read all the threads and banter.

It takes forever getting through TTP Community News and Feedback.

I guess if I spent all my time on TTP like knvb, I'd get through it....but I'm busy, busy, busy right ~regs~:rolleyes: you've never seen me in a coffee shop, have you?

mmmmmmmmm coffee
 

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sticking with the topic

People that can't drive in the snow vs. people who think they can drive in the snow...

Man, it isn't safe to go out there when others are on the road ~damn Easterners:rolleyes:

+SCisgoingoutsidetomakesnowangels:)

BTW Zenga, I still believe you have trouble differentiating between 'posts' and 'threads'. Most of the 'threads' I start are in the "Jokes" section, under their "OWN" titles. "gesh":rolleyes: I guess you don't have much of a sense of humour-and don't seem to be a part of the TTP "insiders club". That should explain 'why' you don't understand some of the 'inside' jokes. :eek:

pet peeve - when SC uses way too many '&"s in her posts!:mad:
 

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Did I mention how much I hate it when giant snow-penises are erected throughout my neighbourhood? You can find it on the corner of MacDonald & Point Grey Road/Cornwall.
 

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