TEN INDUSPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW THAT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket and long pants.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. Yes, Black folks do tan.
6. There's a very thin line between being a legitimately cool White person and being an insulting wanna-be gangster.
7. Thomas Jefferson did father Sally Hemmings' children.
8. Bob Hope has never been funny.
9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beaten the snot out of Rock Marciano. So would Muhammad Ali.
10. Making money does not make you a man.
TEN INDUSPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW THAT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT
1. O.J. did it.
2. Gold plating does not make everything better.
3. Just because you have ten fingers does not mean you have to wear ten rings.
4. Tupac is dead.
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Spandex and mini-skirts are not for everyone.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. Larry Bird wasn't just "white hype", he can play.
9. Your sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Making babies does not make you a man.
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket and long pants.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. Yes, Black folks do tan.
6. There's a very thin line between being a legitimately cool White person and being an insulting wanna-be gangster.
7. Thomas Jefferson did father Sally Hemmings' children.
8. Bob Hope has never been funny.
9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beaten the snot out of Rock Marciano. So would Muhammad Ali.
10. Making money does not make you a man.
TEN INDUSPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW THAT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT
1. O.J. did it.
2. Gold plating does not make everything better.
3. Just because you have ten fingers does not mean you have to wear ten rings.
4. Tupac is dead.
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Spandex and mini-skirts are not for everyone.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. Larry Bird wasn't just "white hype", he can play.
9. Your sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Making babies does not make you a man.