Penticton Tournament 2003

[Dude]

Spazz,

I hear you are a:

...respectable girl who will be up in Penticton this May long weekend.

True or false?

I still can't get the image HV has planted into my head out of my memories. Girls, do the lads a favor: make sure you at least have a clean work surface. Four words: bra-zil-lian wax

 

[Spazz]

ha ha ha Whitey's all wrong.....

That's too funny! At indoor the other night he said he'll see me in Penticton.....

so I hope I don't shatter his sweet innocent view of me.....

But Penticton is where we let loose (some women take that literally), get hammered beyond belief, play a little soccer and do it all over again!

.... I'm dreading starting another job that week

Too bad you're not coming up Dude.....

Spazz

keepingquietabouttheworkspacecomment

 

[Hands of Stone]

Originally posted by Dude-where'smycar?
Spazz,

Four words: bra-zil-lian wax

Hey Spazz, could you do your Upper Lip too.

We don't want that hair getting in the way either.

HOS

 

[Dude]

Penticton is the wrong place for me to be. Besides...with all those women, and only one Dude to go around, it can get tiring.

 

[Spazz]

Not a problem HOS

It's not an issue for me...... I'm not a hairy person......

How 'bout you? Upper Lip issue? Do you sport a porn-stache and greasy sideburns to match your hair ass?

Spazz

 

[Dude]

That's not a hairy ass, that's a racing stripe.

Helpfull,

Dude.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Old School

No Burns or Stash, but I could trim down low if that is what you are into.
I will probably be sporting the Old School Man Bush. I find the ladies fancy the retro look these days.

You can't miss me, I am the Hairy Guy with a Big Gut in the Beer Garden.

Ron Jeremy

 

[Zaurrini]

Originally posted by Dude-where'smycar?
That's not a hairy ass, that's a racing stripe.

Helpfull,

Dude.

Funny

 

[Spazz]

Bush-wacking's not my thing.....

I think most women prefer to foss with dental floss not wirey hair!

I'll look for you (by your description) in the beer gardens in Penticton....

And hopefully if I'm not playing I can catch the TTP vs. RUFC game. And hopefully it's at the field right in front of the beer gardens..... heckling distance....

Spazz

 

[knvb]

If your heckling is a good as your piss taking do yourself a favor and not bother. Ha ha ha. Just joking.

 

[Yoda]

Originally posted by Dude-where'smycar?
Penticton is the wrong place for me to be. Besides...with all those women, and only one Dude to go around, it can get tiring.

I'll bet it's tiring getting turned down over and over again.

 

[Dude]

Good one.

 

[knvb]

What can he say... It's a gift.

 

[Dude]

Is that the best you can do? Steal my material?

Good one.

 

[Spazz]

KNVB

Will I even be able to heckle you? You mean they actually play you? Just by the way you take-the-piss you strike me as a bench warmer....?? But I'll just have to watch & see, right?

Spazz

learnedtohecklefrommyformerclub.....RUFC

 

[knvb]

I'm under your skin now aren't I? It's ok you're not the first. Want to shag and make up? Meet me under the bleachers.

 

[striker14]

Originally posted by knvb Want to shag and make up? Meet me under the bleachers. [/B]

I say Pardon?

 

[striker14]

4 DAYS TO GO

Penticton or Bust Baby!!!

This weekend is going to be FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!

 

[striker14]

Vancouver Jaguars Womens team

We are staying at the Shore Line(r)? I can't remember what the freakin' name is...all I know is there is a bed to lay my head down on after a night of "bust a movin" until 4am and THEN looking for an after party!!

Drinks will be a flowin'...skin will be a burnin' ...and goals I will be a scorin'

seeyouonthepitch

 

[Spazz]

Your crossbar/post streak is over Stripper?

And especially after drinking all night? Impressive (or so we'll see)

And you forgot Denny's at 4am..... then bedtime (for those who don't end up shackin up.....)

And KNVB.... sure! We'll meet up under the bleachers in the beer garden...... (I'll be sure to find some NASTY inbred Okanagan broad to meet up with him..... )