Penticton Tournament 2003

[Dude]

You've just summed up everything that's good and dangerous about Penticton, hense, my yearly absence.

Dude-whodoesn'ttrusthimselfinPenticton.

 

[TheRob]

Why do I get the feeling that Striker69, Lips, and Spazz are 39 year old washed up soccer cougs? Why?

Who can I ask now that..............never mind.

 

[TheRob]

This Just In!

Got this from the orginizer of the Penticton Tourney:

HI FROM PENTICTON

We have just had two cancellations in our May Long Weekend Tournament. We are looking for one Men's team and one Ladies Over 30's team. If you are interested or know of anyone who would be interested in filling one of these spots please let me or Charlie Goeckle know asap. I have attached an info sheet and an application form.

Should TTP put a team in? Can we get enough guys with such short notice? If anyone is interested, PM me. Make sure you're positive you want to play. I don't want to tell him we're in, and then have to fold'er up. I'll let him know tomorrow if we're in or out.

 

[Spazz]

BITE ME THEROB!

You know you're probably older than I am for one thing!

I'll bet we could "out party" you anyday in Penticton.... WAIT! Makes that ALL 3 nights in Penticton!

With a keg of beer BEFORE Nite Moves and enough beer to keep me hammered all night AT Nite Moves and back to the keg AFTER closing and usually hitting the beach until dawn and soccer to wake me up the next day I'd say we go pretty "hard"! How about you theRob..... can you keep it "hard"??

You'll see all of us on the co-ed pitch soon enough........

Halfvolley...... the poor Penticton Denny's waitresses...... trying to understand my gasping request for Moons over my Hammy while I fall off the bench laughing my drunk ass off! (oh what a night)

Spazz

 

[TheRob]

BITE ME THEROB!

Where?

 

[Spazz]

Oh Ya Sure....

First you insult me by calling me a "Cougar" and then you ask where you can bite me......?

After a comment like that I'd say the place wouldn't be in your favor...... (or mine either I guess... hee hee )

 

[Yoda]

My God

What is it with the Denny's menu that after getting totally hammered everyone thinks that the picture of Moons over Mi-Hammy looks appetizing at 4:00am?

I'll bet it looks different when it comes up a couple hours later.

 

[Spazz]

SO TRUE....

It looks nothing like the picture on the menu.....

Even though it's a grease sandwhich it still tastes pretty good after consuming beer all night!

I think the only reason I ordered it was the stupid name......

Funny how you see all the Nite Moves crowd in Denny's after closing.......

cantwaitcantwaitcantwait!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spazz

 

[striker14]

Cougars?

The Rob...you kill me!!! I can't wait until Penticton to see you make a mess of yourself on and off the field!!

Feel free to come by our hotel and enjoy a nice frothy mug of Duff...mmmmmmmmmmm, Duff!!! You'll get to meet the "cougars" that you are speaking of!! Make sure you wear a chin strap to catch your jaw as it drops to the floor, ok?

4:00am...how sweet it is!!!!!

seeyouonthepitch

 

[Spazz]

Speak for yourself.....

You're older than I am! You'd be a cougar before I ever will.....

Spazz

 

[LucVanLierde]

kevin nesteedee,
word on the street is that th esheriff is coming again this year to place the handcuffs on u again all weekend, looks like there is nochance of you competing with me scoring 4 goals on 4 different nets from last year, u know what i'm sayin, . ........8 days to go...........Are the clubs really open till 4am.........if that is true, i say i should allow another 300$ to the weekend talley

 

[halfvolley]

Striker 14...excuse me?

What's this I hear of putting on chin straps and "Muff beer"?
And something about our jaws dropping when we see dropping cougar boobs? We'll have to see what happens.

I know Denny's at 4am is in order, and golf at 9am too. We don't play until 3pm Saturday so I'm loving that!!

4am Moons over my Hammy's beats Poutine at BK!

 

[Dude]

Thanks HV...the thought of the muff gravy after a day of sweaty soccer in the sun, then the inevitable flavor savor stuck on the facial hair has left me happy to reminisce while skipping the event.

Gotta go brush my teeth now.

 

[Sliver]

Schedule

Does anybody have the full tournament schedule they can post here on TTP?

 

[Hands of Stone]

TheRob has It

From what I saw, there are 16 teams in the Mens Open

Top Half Mens Section 2

Idiots vs. Team TTP (11:45)
the winner plays the winner of
Langley U. vs. Golden Ears Tigers (10 AM).

Winners play at 5 PM
Lossers play at 6:45 PM

Bottom Half

Vic Bays United vs. North Slurrey Celtics (1:30 PM)
Winner Plays the winner of
Poco City vs. Razorbacks (3:15 PM)

Winners play at 9:15 AM Sun
Lossers play at 11 AM Sun

All I have, tr may have more, but he is into his 3rd McChicken

HOS

 

[TheRob]

I have your schedule.

 

[Spazz]

No one happens to have the Women's schedule around do they....?

Just curious as to who plays when.....

Spazz

Spazzwouldliketowatchallgamesbutit'sjustnotpossible

 

[gong show]

Draw.....

Do the Pinnacles have another easy draw this year as per usual.................

 

[striker14]

2 weeks and counting

I am sooooooooooo pumped about this Penticton trip I could scream!!

We will definately see who outlasts who when the ugly lights come up...who will still be rockin' the dance floor and cleaning the bar with their sleeves!!

PENTICTON OR BUST BABY

 

[Spazz]

Then the trek over to Denny's....

and then to the beach to finish off any beer and Sctooooon....

oh I can't wait!