Not your typical Doctor Joke...

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A doctor sat his patient down and said: "Well, I've got some good news & I have some bad news"

Patient: "Start with the bad news"

Doctor: "You have about 2 days to live"

Patient: "shite! What's the good news?"

Doctor: "See my new hot receptionist? I'm banging her!"
 

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Funny stuff

That gave me a good chuckle :)

Of course the finance head in the next office next to me asked what was so funny and I had to tell her "nuthin" :D

~TB.
 

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