A doctor sat his patient down and said: "Well, I've got some good news & I have some bad news"
Patient: "Start with the bad news"
Doctor: "You have about 2 days to live"
Patient: "shite! What's the good news?"
Doctor: "See my new hot receptionist? I'm banging her!"
Patient: "Start with the bad news"
Doctor: "You have about 2 days to live"
Patient: "shite! What's the good news?"
Doctor: "See my new hot receptionist? I'm banging her!"