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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper
for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no-one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her. Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He did.
"Now take off my skirt."
He did.
"Now take off my bra."
Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.
"Now," she said, "take off my knickers."
He slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."
for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no-one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her. Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He did.
"Now take off my skirt."
He did.
"Now take off my bra."
Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.
"Now," she said, "take off my knickers."
He slowly pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."
Heart-warming story of the advances of women in achieving equality
Barbara Walters of 20-20 (USA) did a story on gender roles in Kabul
several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women
customarily walked about ten paces behind their husbands.
She returned to Kabul recently and observed that the men now walked
several paces behind their wives. Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and said. "This is marvellous. Can you tell the free world just what
enabled women to achieve this reversal of roles?"
"Land mines," said the woman.
Barbara Walters of 20-20 (USA) did a story on gender roles in Kabul
several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women
customarily walked about ten paces behind their husbands.
She returned to Kabul recently and observed that the men now walked
several paces behind their wives. Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and said. "This is marvellous. Can you tell the free world just what
enabled women to achieve this reversal of roles?"
"Land mines," said the woman.
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