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Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study
Wed July 16, 2003 03:21 PM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new research.
Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.

They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up in the gland.

"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.

The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.

But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse, whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual activity could account for the different findings.

"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," he added.

I guess most of the guys on this site are safe ;)
 

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Good News for Fat Monkey

July 17, 2003 - Wireless Flash
Hairy Back Sign Of Good Lover

BANGKOK, Thailand (Wireless Flash) -- Looking for a good sex partner? Here's a clue: Look for lots of back hair.
According to Mantak Chia, a Taoist master in Bangkok, men covered with body hair have "strong sexual power" -- even if they're bald on top.

Hairy ladies also have high sex drives but only if their body hair is soft and fine, not coarse.

Hair isn't the only body part that gives clues about sexual performance. Chia says people with large mouths tend to scream during sex and a person with a large upper lip would rather give than receive.

-- Men with large teeth are sexually aggressive but Chia says women with small choppers "have strong and beautifully arranged genitals."

-- Finally, large ears mean the person has "good sexual potential," especially if the lobes are redder than the face.

Chia is the author of a new book, "Sexual Reflexology" (Destiny Books).
 

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"men covered with body hair have "strong sexual power" -- even if they're bald on top."

There's hope for you yet Regs!:D

"Hairy ladies also have high sex drives but only if their body hair is soft and fine, not coarse."

No wonder my girlfriend is always so horny!:wa:
 

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I'll bet a group of hairy virgin men and women did this study.
 

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"New" driver busted in Richmond street race
Jul 19 - 11:54:00PM

VANCOUVER (CKNW/AM980) -- A 16-year old "new" driver in Richmond has had his licence pulled for the next 15 days after being caught drag racing near Number 5 Road and Granville.

Two Richmond RCMP officers, on extra duty with the criminal driving enforcement team, saw two cars apparently street racing about 8:30 Saturday night, but in the ensuring pursuit, could only manage to stop one of the drivers.

The Richmond youngster, who just got his graduated licence 32 days ago, has been charged with excessive speeding in addition to having his licence suspended.

Police say they will forward a report to the Superintendent of Motor Vehicles and a further suspension is possible.

In the meantime Richmond Mounties are asking for anyone who may have information on the second car, to call them.

The vehicle is described as a white or silver 4-door imported sports car.
Punk. :mad:
 

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the kid was probably "made in Taiwan"

Originally posted by Keeper
The vehicle is described as a white or silver 4-door imported sports car.
Punk. :mad:
Most likely a Honda Civic, souped up for destruction. Living in Taiwan has given me an understanding of where those punks in Richmond learn to drive...:mad:

There isn't enough force out there to catch all the shitfcuks:( Be careful, regardless of where you live!

+SCremembersaRCMPofficierwaskilledbyapunkstreetracerrecently:(
 

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anyone for a holiday?

Club rep sex girls flee Corfu
22 July 2003
Three Club 18-30 holiday reps fled the Greek island of Corfu fearing they were about to be arrested for putting on a lewd stage show in front of holidaymakers.

Hundreds of tourists on a beach at the resort of Kavos watched aghast as two female reps gave oral sex to two male colleagues on an official Club 18-30 stage.

A third rep soon joined in with a man thought to be a holidaymaker as they were egged on by rowdy Brits.


The incident, which happened early last Wednesday evening, was caught on video by a local businessman who handed the tape to police.

Club 18-30 confirmed today it had launched an investigation, saying there was a "very fine line between high spirits and unacceptable behaviour".

A company source said two men and a woman had resigned and were believed to have flown home after hearing that police were looking for them.

One quit last Friday and another two today.

Club 18-30 trips are famed for their promiscuity and rowdiness.
Every year around 10,000 Britons travel to Corfu with the firm, which has about 30 reps on the island.

The holiday company said in a statement: "Club 18-30 is aware of the allegations that have been made in Corfu in relation to the activities of its staff.

"An internal investigation has been launched immediately to establish the facts of exactly what happened and to determine if any breach of company policy has occurred.

"Club 18-30 recognise there is a very fine line between high spirits and unacceptable behaviour and we will not hesitate to take whatever action is deemed appropriate against any member of staff who is proven to have crossed that line.

"However, Club 18-30 can confirm three of the staff at the centre of these allegations have already resigned and left the company."
 

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....now that's more like it!

Where would the world be without the stupidly silly headlines thought up by the British tabloids?:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Pictures at 11.......

Stew:cool:
 

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disaster.........



A major earthquake measuring 6.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Tuesday 22nd July 2003.

Epicentre: Basildon, Essex, United Kingdom

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fackin ell" and "whatta cant"
The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30.00 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.
Essex FM News (State Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two: Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all.
I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include benefit books, Jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster.
Clothing is most sought after, items most needed include:
Fila or Burberry baseball caps.
Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers).
Shell suits (female).
White sport socks.
Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include Microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.
£2.00 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.
£5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population or neighbouring areas of Vange, Pitsea and Laindon
 

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Angels Trumpets?

Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.


Story filed: 10:45 Tuesday 23rd September 2003
 

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Would-Be Thief Has Electrifying Shock
Wed Oct 8, 7:48 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A man was recovering in a Vancouver-area hospital on Tuesday after his apparent attempt to steal a roll of copper wire ended up giving him a 27,000-volt electrical shock.



The man was found on Monday wandering in a Surrey, British Columbia, railroad yard with second degree burns but without his shoes, which police said had been blown off when he tried to disconnect the wire from a running generator.


Investigators said the 41-year-old man, whose name was not released but was already "well known" to police, was expected to recover from his injuries and faced several criminal charges.
 

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Dog Beats Man in Breath Test

More than half of Britons could have breath that smells worse than their pet’s, according to a survey released Thursday. And women are the worst offenders, with three out of five failing a sulfur emissions test, according to research by toothpaste manufacturer Aquafresh.
“SOME MOUTHS may be dirtier than cat litter,” dentist Brian Grieveson said in a statement that accompanied the research.
“Most people in the UK do not realize that cleaning your tongue is as important as cleaning your teeth,” he added.
Scots had the best oral hygiene, with only 10 percent suffering bad breath, compared with 27 percent in London. Throughout the nation, 52 percent were rated at a level that could be worse than that of a pet animal.
“We are one of the last countries to understand the need to clean our tongue, with people in America and parts of Europe practicing tongue cleaning routinely,” said Grieveson.
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Secretaries were the freshest profession, achieving 100 percent freshness in the survey of 1,000 people, while retail staff fared worst and received the warning: “You could be losing sales.”
 

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Kids today!

Stiff discipline for boys' Viagra prank
Thu Oct 23, 4:45 PM ET


LONDON (Reuters) - Six schoolboys were rushed to hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare.



Forest School in Winnersh said paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank.


"It is believed that a pupil brought the tablets in from home into the all-boys school and shared them with five friends," the local education authority said in a statement on Thursday.


The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."


Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.


"The school has a strict no drugs policy and a pupil will be temporarily excluded for actions which placed other pupils at risk," the education authority added.
 

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