Though Fastshow is just another protected white fighter, they say, with nothing but a glossy record, and a loyal local following.
This is a classic crossroads matchup of young prospect versus faded veteran. Dazza is being used as a sacrificial lamb against the undefeated and untested Fastshow. The only way Dazza will use his veteran savvy is consistently walking into Fasty's crisp right hands throughout their 10-round bout. He would time and time again get beat by his younger foe to the punch.
Seeing as I've already won this so-called 'tilt', can I be the first to complain to whoever set me up to fight this clown? Do I look like Audley Harrison for fcuk's sake? I'm almost 29 and haven't all that long left to win all the titles and Christ knows I could do without the mundanity of this pay-per-view balls-up. This doesn't even pay well.
My manager has been telling me he was trying to set up a Fastshow-Jean-Marie Le Pen bout, the winner taking on Robert Mugabe's homosexual political campaign chief in Harare.
I take it he's been fibbing to me?
I need a new manager. Prospective applicants should be aware that my alter ego is Four pints from Ten Darts from Greatness and I am a darts legend at the Aldgate Exchange.