Mythical Match-up #13 Fastshow vs. Dazza

Always a loma or the former loma? You decide.

  • Fastshow

    Votes: 6 75.0%
  • Dazza

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • Draw

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    8
  • Poll closed .

Jinky

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Mythical Match-up #13

Unlucky # 13 but unlucky for who ?

Fastshow has soft wavy hair and a strong white teeth.

Dazza has no hair and apparently he hates GOONERS,......just like all 10 year old Tottenham supporters.

Fasty in a walk.
 

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Sherlock

Though Fastshow is just another protected white fighter, they say, with nothing but a glossy record, and a loyal local following.

This is a classic crossroads matchup of young prospect versus faded veteran. Dazza is being used as a sacrificial lamb against the undefeated and untested Fastshow. The only way Dazza will use his veteran savvy is consistently walking into Fasty's crisp right hands throughout their 10-round bout. He would time and time again get beat by his younger foe to the punch.
 

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soft wavy hair?

Seeing as I've already won this so-called 'tilt', can I be the first to complain to whoever set me up to fight this clown? Do I look like Audley Harrison for fcuk's sake? I'm almost 29 and haven't all that long left to win all the titles and Christ knows I could do without the mundanity of this pay-per-view balls-up. This doesn't even pay well.

My manager has been telling me he was trying to set up a Fastshow-Jean-Marie Le Pen bout, the winner taking on Robert Mugabe's homosexual political campaign chief in Harare.

I take it he's been fibbing to me?

I need a new manager. Prospective applicants should be aware that my alter ego is Four pints from Ten Darts from Greatness and I am a darts legend at the Aldgate Exchange.
 

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Um,....okay Fasty you win, convincingly I suppose.

I hope you get more than six votes when you finally face 'quality' opposition.
 

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