Mr. & Mrs. Smith

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So this is the film that initiated the downfall of Brad & Jennifer. And there are moments when you can see why. Angelina & Brad do spark a certain chemistry on screen – you can see they’re having fun with the material.

It starts off well, but drags a little in the middle. Not because it’s poor, but because we want to see more of the mystery, comedy, and interaction between the two spouses; instead we’re given looks at each of their secret lives as assassins.

Once the secret’s out, we’re in for a ride and things get real good. This movie is a fun Hollywood romp with two fun actors/characters, but it almost loses it’s “innocence” when the writer/director decides to address their sex lives as assassins. Poor choice.

Otherwise it’s a great flick, but nothing that is absolutely necessary to see on the big screen.
 

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Pictures of Angelina, now. As the former soft porn king of this site, I expect better of you.

Now fcuk off, I'm busy.
 

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Keeper said:
we want to see more of the mystery, comedy, and interaction between the two spouses; instead we’re given looks at each of their secret lives as assassins.
Oh fer sure. I'm always more interested in the mystery between two celebrities than anything to do with assassins. Even the great Sphincter Assassin, Hands of Stone, would agree. He even said the other day that Angelina isn't good enough for Brad. Who am I to argue with such an authority? HoS told me he gets his hair cut exclusively by gay male hairdressers so that he can get the aura/atmosphere created when his locks are styled by hands that have touched a lot of penises. The Man With The Hair of a Thousand Dinks he calls himself. Apparently.
 
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