Most functional word in the English language

[Demolition]

Well, it's shite........

That's right, shite! shite may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider this:

You can be shite faced,
shite out of luck,
Or have shite for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shite together,
Find a place for your shite

You can smoke shite,
Buy shite, sell shite,
Lose shite, find shite,
Forget shite,
And tell others to eat shite.

Some people know their shite,
While others can't tell the difference between shite and shineola.

There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
And sweet shits.

There is bull shite,
Horse shite,
And chicken shite.



You can throw shite,
Sling shite,
Catch shite,
Shoot the shite,
Or duck when shite hits the fan.

You can give a shite
Or serve shite on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shite
Or be happier than a pig in shite.



Some days are colder than shite,
Some days are hotter than shite,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shite,

Things can look like shite,
And there are times when you feel like shite.

You can have too much shite,
The right shite,
The wrong shite,
A lot of weird shite.
Or find yourself up shite creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shite,
And other times you fall in a bucket of shite and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shite,
You don't need to know anything else!