Most and least creative signatures on TTP...

[SC]

thought I didn't understand this one...

Captain


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"Poor KNVB, the November KNOB of the month has no idea how to deal with the Captain's posts, all 1000 and change of them"


but now it is quite clear!
~scowesthecapt'nahighfive

 

[Reccos]

Sexychocolate

Well said. You are an insightful reader and most capable of detecting very uncreative posts!!!!

 

[Regs]

Captain, oil up that belt. I want it shiny.

That's just wrong. Please change it Screw you.

~TB.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Have you voted for Guinness already? That signature alone, is enough for Wanker of the Month.

 

[Skytrain]

Like this one

From Sliver's sig


"H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!"

 

[SC]

my two cents for the day...

From our Pal Guinness
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What happens on the road, stays on the road!!!
SC's opinion "not original, not yours, but works"

debhow'ssteve?
Junior Piss-taker
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i support the right to arm bears
SC's opinion "Typical Aussie, with now a possible bit of KIWI in her ..."

And oh, from the lovely and leaving Vancouver soon Tiner
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~~~~cherry mismas and a floppy cow's ear to all~~~
SC calls "Typical Aussie jiberush(sp?)"

From K-Nob
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"-um, nothing good as usual"

From our pal Tryflame, I mean Skytram
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To all, take care over the festive and merry season and remember you can't drink and drive without a drink
SC's guess is that she should stay off the road in this case...

One of my favorites from the Master "Throb", I mean "TheRob"
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The above is just my opinion. Therefore it is 100% correct, and is absolutely indisputable.

From the WEBMASTER
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Peg still with an undefeated streak... now at 10 games
SC says "get over it regsi"
and my personal fave...
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The above statement(s) may be true, false, positive, or negative, regardless, I still wish all TTPers a SAFE and HAPPY holiday season! - even you KNVB/TryFlame/Aluminumtone
~xox Sexualchocolate xox~

 

[Regs]

OK, this has been bothering me for awhile now...

SC, stop using so many fcuking tilde's in every post! I have always signed off using it... it is mine.

~TB.

 

[SC]

my key pad comes with it

so, I guess you'll just to have to take it away then. Too bad, I am just following the "GREAT ONE-oh true WEBMAN"

shall I take that as a nomination?

Stick to the topic...
~TB oops, I mean ~SC

 

[deb]

?

1. what's a tilde?

2. sc - you little joker. the sad thing is that i spent all night baa-ing like a wee lambie! the things we do......

3. tiner is indeed speaking jibberish. in australia, you study for years at university to be able to speak it with the fluency and ease demonstrated by tiner.

 

[SC]

Re: ?

Originally posted by deb
1. what's a tilde?

2. sc - you little joker. the sad thing is that i spent all night baa-ing like a wee lambie! the things we do......

Is the above a reference to baaa..ing with our Kiwi friend? Yikes, don't bring your bedroom chat on TTP...

The tilde~if~you~can't~figure~it~out~you~must~Australain~with~a~little~kiwi~in~ya!

~SC

 

[deb]

most helpful

thanks for the info about the tilde. who came up with that dumb name anyway?

and as for the bedroom comment, who said anything about a bedroom????????????????????

we were in the back paddock tending sheep.

sc - you must have a dirty mind!

 

[SC]

creative?

from Debnstevethekiwi

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is it illegal if the sheep is consenting???

Were you refering to the real sheep, or the kind that come from Kiwiland with human penis'?

+SC

 

[tiner]

are you two done????

the jibberish is actually not even original...it is my sister's and it did in fact take me many years to speak it.

hope deb was smart enough to take gumboots for the all black.....red?

~~~~~abiggdaytoregsiwillfindsomethingelsetousenow~~~~~

 

[Buckfast]

Broads. Typical.

 

[Keeper]

Deb: is it illegal if the sheep is consenting???

Don't be silly, sheep don't have the mental capacity to give informed consent.

 

[SC]

well, she is...

Well, she is an Aussie isn't she? I think they ask questions about EVERYTHING... FYI, it is more of an approval thing...

Besides, I think the Kiwi has HIS own rules...

+SCapologizestoDebforherbehavior

 

[SC]

from our Reactive friend Jimmy H...

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A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all.....yeah right

What's wrong Jimmy, do you need some advice from Auntie Jinks?

+SChopesitisnotaserioussignature

 

[TheRob]

Here's one SC.

From that IDIOT Bertrum...........

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Porn is good.


Very creative, yet subtle.

Freaking wanker.

 

[SC]

good eyes...

That's the spirit Throb, and of course our buddy K-nob still has nothing, nothing creative, just dead space.mmmmmm, like the space between his ears

Here's one from a non-irritating memeber

5BIGones
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5BT a well balanced and tantalizing TTP flavour........

+SC

 

[knvb]

How about now?

Happy?