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Field of 64 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/17/03 at 6:50 AM
(4) Jessica Simpson vs (13) Trista Rehn


Field of 64 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/17/03 at 7:50 AM
(1) Jenna Jameson vs (16) Shania Twain


Field of 64 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/17/03 at 8:50 AM
(5) Penelope Cruz vs (12) Ashanti


Field of 64 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/17/03 at 9:50 AM
(8) Anna Kournikova vs (9) Norah Jones

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Re: Match Day 1 - Predictions

Great First Day Match-Ups

(4) Jessica Simpson vs (13) Trista Rehn
Simpson, she is on Fire and Rehn was just annoying on the Bachelorete.

(1) Jenna Jameson vs (16) Shania Twain
Jameson. Good Canadian Girl looked great job at the Juno's in her hockey kit, But "Man I feel Like a Porn Star". Plus the Canadian politics with the War.

(5) Penelope Cruz vs (12) Ashanti
Cruz, especially if the voters have heard about the Lesbian Scene in her upcoming movie.

(8) Anna Kournikova vs (9) Norah Jones
Kournikova still has not won a tennis tourney, but she is the best looking Female Professional Athlete in the World.

HOS looking to win a Tourney after being Shut-Out in Soccer Pools.
 

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Hos 3 out of 4 is not bad. Atleast that's what I think will happen. I am not usually wrong either.:rolleyes: I think Ashanti has Cruz by a wee bit. She is very popular right now.



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For the love of God man .......

I think Ashanti has Cruz by a wee bit. She is very popular right now.
Parkhead ....... no fcuking chance mate, if it's just for the accent - sweet P will walk in that match ......... bless 'er ........ mind you, what do I know ....... I'm absolutely wrecked from the United / Arsenal game .......
 

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This is too funny... One match in and J_B has already lost his Queen!!! Hasn't been a good week for the Portugese/Scot :D

Fcuking slaughter, something like 36-4 Jessica Simpson opens the tourney over Trista.

Bra,

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Shania is out.

Jenna 29
Twain 16

Jennatalia roll on :D

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Ashanti's had it.

A battering ..........

Super Penelope Cruz - 46
Ashanti - 8

Roll on girlfriend ....... :D
 

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Its all about the PORN Star Baby

HOS IS 3 fer 3, tough draw for Twain in the First round, better luck next, SHE can only go "UP" from here.

Cruz is on fire, can't wait to see the LESBO Scene in her next flick.

HOS
 

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HOS!

how could you justify T-A Thiessen in the elite 8?

Saved by the Bell was cancelled years ago, no?
 

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What was I thinking?

Well I'm currently 3 for 3, but I'm kicking myself for taking the sexy jazzy talents of Norah Jones over Anna. I'm just so sick of Anna's pathetic play and really she's one snob I could pass on. Though I bet its a romp for sure. Oh well.
 

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Screeech, Saved by the Nuggets

Simon, when picking in this tourney, you must look into the minds of the young Seattlits that Vote on this competition. Many of the Starbuck drinking geeks in Seattle still watch re-runs of Saved by the Bell, look for T-A Thiessen to go far in this Compitition. Check out her PRIVITE DICK show on friday nights on Fox, forget the name, its all about the nuggets.

Jolie is a little too trippy for this Compition, even though I love the lips, and I havn't seen Tomb Raider yet.

Looking for a big win my Anna, for the 4 fer 4 opening day.

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Match Day 1 Recaps

4 4 4 :D

Field of 64 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/17/03 at 6:50 AM
5-Jessica Simpson - 38 vs 12-Trista Rehn - 4

(SEATTLE) -- The 2003 Bigger Dance got underway at 7 AM this morning, and it started with a lopsided first round matchup resulting in Jessica Simpson’s 38 to 4 trouncing of “Bachelorette” star, Trista Rehn. Simpson had little trouble with Rehn early on, bolting out to a 12 to 1 advantage. “I can’t believe she got that many votes,” said an openly bitter Rehn afterward. “But I’m more mature than she is and don’t really put stock into contests like these.” Simpson hurriedly left the arena after blowing out her opponent. While exiting the building, a reporter asked Simpson to respond to Rehn’s claim. “Who’s Trista Rehn?” was all she said. Simpson will play Penelope Cruz in the second round.


Field of 64 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/17/03 at 7:50 AM
8-Jenna Jameson - 29 vs 9-Shania Twain - 16

(RENTON) – Game two of the 2003 Bigger Dance featured a first-timer against a grizzly veteran as porn-star Jenna Jameson squared off with country music legend Shania Twain. Jameson entered the game as a point and a half favorite but quickly pulled out of an early 9-9 tie with a 10 to 2 run to make the score 19-11 about half way through. Jameson showed greater stamina down the stretch and was able to outlast the country mega-star for a 29 to 16 victory. The loss marked a steady decline for Twain ,who lost in the opening round for the first time in her Bigger Dance career. “I’m really, REALLY excited about this,” said Jameson, who won in her first ever Bigger Dance game. “I want to personally thank everyone that voted for me. I mean that. I’ll be in Seattle sometime in May.” Jameson will take on Anna Kournikova in round two.


Field of 64 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/17/03 at 8:50 AM
4-Penelope Cruz - 46 vs 13-Ashanti - 8

(MARYSVILLE) – The trend of first round blowouts continued in game three of the 2003 Bigger Dance as Penelope Cruz throttled hip-hop diva Ashanti by a final score of 45 to 8. Callers belched out Cruz’s name early and often, and the margin was 35 to 4 late in the game before the reserves came in to mop things up. Cruz capped the first round victory by pounding a full liter of Coke and unleashing a 40-second burp. She is set to meet Jessica Simpson in the second round.


Field of 64 Match
Miller Genuine Draft
4/17/03 at 9:50 AM
1-Anna Kournikova - 35 vs 16-Norah Jones - 16

(ORTING) – In a bit of a surprise final, perennial power Anna Kournikova beat Grammy Award winner Norah Jones 33 to 16 in game four of the 2003 Bigger Dance. Kournikova entered the game a 45 and a half point favorite but struggled early before pulling away from the 24 year old musician early the second half. Kournikova vowed to play better in round two “I forgot that this wasn’t a tennis match,” she said. Jones couldn’t be reached for comment but reportedly was heard sobbing at her piano bench inside the locker room at Orting Arena. By advancing, Kournikova will take on porn-star Jenna Jameson in round two.
 
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