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Yoda

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For all you Leafs fans

Kudo's to Larry and Willy for this one.

3 guys are walking down the road. 2 are canuck fans and 1 is a leaf fan. As they are walking they see a pair of legs sticking out of the bushes so they go and investigate. It's a naked women and she's passed out.
So the first Canuck fan takes off his hat and puts it on her left boob to cover it up. Then the second Canuck fan takes off his hat and places it on her right boob to cover it up to be a gentleman and help hide her privates from other passerby's.
Then the Leafs fan takes off his hat and puts it over her muff to cover it up so nobody can see it.
After a while the cops show up and one of the cops looks at the body. He lifts up the first canucks hat and then places it back over her boob. Then lifts the second canucks hat and replaces it over the other boob. He then lifts up the Leafs hat and puts it back down over her muff and makes some notes in his pad.
He then picks it up again and takes a look. Put's it back down again, thinks a little, and makes some more notes in his notepad. Then he picks it up a third time and one of the other officers notices this and asks "Is there some sort of problem?"
To which the officer replys.......................

No, I'm just used to seeing an asshole under a Leafs hat!!!

:eek: :D
 

Yoda

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Another one

What is the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a bucket of shite.










The Bucket!!!
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Bronco can you say.

6-1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And dont give the past bull shite like all you Croats do!!!!!
 

Bronco

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Hey you flaming greek queer, Can you say 67 pts for the Leafs and 60 for the Cannots. Can you say the Leafs have 2 games in hand on the Cannots. I'm sorry if this is not as recent as you would like, but it's true!!
 

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It's not your playground to do as you please

Enough.

Take it to the NHL forums please.

~TB.
 

tiner

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back on track

A man walked into the produce section of his local American
supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.

The boy working in that department told him that they only
sold whole heads of lettuce.
The man was so insistent that the boy asked his manager about
the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce!"

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing
right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Canada, sir, " the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and hockey
players up there."

"Really," said the manager, "my wife is from Canada!"

Without hesitation boy replied, "No kidding. Who did she play
for?"
 

SC

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An announcement from the BC Government

> > The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.

+SCthinksshehasheardthatbefore:mad:
 

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