Jim Rome Show

[knvb]

Rome is pissing on Adam Ant right now. I'm in tears...

"an stay off my talk show..."

 

[sensei_hanson]

His use of the word "gack" should go down in radio history.

Anybody want my Charlie Hough bobblehead?

 

[knvb]

FYI

Don't miss Rome tomorrow. They're having the anual "Smack Off."

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Hard to believe, cricket partner, but some people actually have to work for a living.

 

[knvb]

Then you should have no problems catching the program, should you? Partner.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Hard to believe, cricket partner, but some people actually have to work for a living.

facetious - not meant to be taken seriously or literally


Partner

 

[knvb]

Thanks for the definition partner. The threw me for a loop, that's why I didn't post one too.

 

[willis316]

The love-in between you guys is makng me sick. What happened to the heated rivalry between you two. I mean what was better, when Rocky and Apollo were fighting or when they were friends.

You already have life-partners you don't need another.

 

[knvb]

Rejection note....

rome@haveatake.com


Dear Clone,

Just dropping you a note to let you know that the show received your email. Thanks for participating. The show receives thousands of emails per day and we get to as many as we can. As always, the contribution and the support are appreciated. Thanks again, and keep those emails coming.

 

[Dude]

This is late, but...Rocky and Apollo? Don't you mean Rocky and Bowinkle?


Not the first time you've been rejected, I imagine.

 

[knvb]

Brutal effort, even for you. You were a quote away from being Yoda. Nicely done.

 

[sensei_hanson]

"There's nothing a woman likes more than a 20-something dude with a pube 'stache, whipping out his 20-side dice, looking for a pick-up game of Dungeons and Dragons. Or a guy with a serious jones for Chewy and Lando."

This was in reply to the big sci-fi convention in Indiana this week-end. Romey hates nerds. Good stuff.

 

[Dude]

Maybe, or maybe I'm just drawing you in.

How's the boy? Walking yet?

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[Yoda]

Standard Yoda quote:

Originally posted by knvb
Brutal effort, even for you. You were a quote away from being Yoda. Nicely done.

KNVB, just found out that they don't make the part anymore. You need to buy a whole new one. Oh, and I can't return the stuff i ordered so you have to pay for that as well.

Will be ready in 6-8 weeks.

 

[knvb]

Yoda, don't be that guy... Dude is and look where it's got him. The old "maybe I did it on purpose" line. Fantastic save BTW...



"If your game has a 20- side die you shouldn't be playing it."

"Someone somewhere is waxing up his light saber right now.... "

 

[Hands of Stone]

Internet Divorce

Romey had a classic during the week talking about the newest thing "Internet Divorce", married couples are getting divorced because of fueds over Internet Chat Rooms.

It was too funny, he was saying that not only are these guys too lazy to go out and have a real affair, but they are probably having on-line sex with some pig or some dude. It was a funny take, but it reminds me of how much time some guys spend on this TTP.

I am giving up TTP to save my Marriage.

HOS

 

[Dapotayto]

Why? Who the hell are you having an online affair with from TTP? On second thought, don't answer that question.

 

[knvb]

Jim Rome on Arnold Schwarzeneggers running for governor take it's flipping hilarious.

 

[sensei_hanson]

Jay Mohr is just killing it as the replacement host this morning.

The best line of the day - "Chris Webber has received a two-year sentence in a literacy program as a result of lying to the grand jury about his days at Michigan. The only person who would suffer through 24 months of reading more than Webber...is Dexter Manley."

War illiterate college graduates,
~Japanesegaypornstar.

 

[knvb]

I liked the Karl Malone's daughter WNBA blast. "Pass the butter, please" CLINK "what was that?" "You know what that was..."