A Jamaican FIREMAN came home from work one day and
told his wife, "You know sup'm, we have a wonderful
system down at the fire station.
BELL 1 rings and we all put on we jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we' jump up pon the fire truck ready
to go.
"From now on when mi seh BELL 1, mi want yuh fi strip
dung naked.
When mi seh BELL 2, mi want yuh fi jump inna de bed.
And when mi seh BELL 3, we a go mek love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1,"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2," the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3," they began making love.
After a few minutes the "wife" yelled "BELL 4""
Wha de rass is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"It mean seh yuh fi ROLL OUT MORE HOSE MAN," SHE
replied, "cause YOU' NO DEH NOWHERE NEAR de FIRE!
told his wife, "You know sup'm, we have a wonderful
system down at the fire station.
BELL 1 rings and we all put on we jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we' jump up pon the fire truck ready
to go.
"From now on when mi seh BELL 1, mi want yuh fi strip
dung naked.
When mi seh BELL 2, mi want yuh fi jump inna de bed.
And when mi seh BELL 3, we a go mek love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1,"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2," the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3," they began making love.
After a few minutes the "wife" yelled "BELL 4""
Wha de rass is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"It mean seh yuh fi ROLL OUT MORE HOSE MAN," SHE
replied, "cause YOU' NO DEH NOWHERE NEAR de FIRE!