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[Guinness]

Windup (Re: 100% Orange!)

Go easy on Guinness, he's had an obsession with me ever since he was little and since he never actually grew it stuck

You're right sausage, I've always yurned to bask in the after glow of your pasty cream flesh... No seriously, some dreams are attainable!!! Absolution and waiting...

~Henrik

 

[knvb]

Totally off topic, but if you're looking to bask in my after glow I'll have to pass it by the missus first. You'll have to be quick though, I usually fall right asleep.

Dazza needs to get a grip on all this.

 

[crafty cokcney]

Here's Two More

Here's a couple of items worth considering for the future;

1) This is an obvious one - Anything and anybody, including Steve McClaren, that is remotely associated with Middlesborough Football Club.

2) Pedestrian right of way on Roads. - What the fukc is up with that. The one thing that pisses me off more than most about living here in Canada is this dumbass rule. People walking out in front of moving vehicles without looking is fukcing stupid. "Oh, but I have the right of way". Fukc off.!!!
My own kids for fukcs sake, telling me "we have the right of way". I want to kill them. A lot of good that does you when you're either confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life, or dead. - Yeah, you proved your point alright
You lads must of experienced this. Not so much on busy roads, but parking lots and side streets. People walking out of stores and across the road right in front of you, totally oblivious to the fukcing great truck your driving.

Use the Cross walks provided and learn the Green Cross Code.

Cheers

 

[Fastshow]

Re: the Bow Bells.....

Nationwide First Division
Saturday 10 January

Team P Home Away Pts Goal
Diff
W D L F A W D L F A
Norwich 26 11 1 1 25 10 4 6 3 16 11 52 20
West Brom 27 7 5 2 19 10 7 3 3 19 12 50 16
Sheff Utd 25 8 3 2 24 10 5 3 4 15 17 45 12
Sunderland 26 7 5 1 17 7 5 3 5 17 15 44 12
Ipswich 26 7 2 4 27 18 5 4 4 19 20 42 8
Wigan 26 7 4 2 18 10 4 5 4 17 18 42 7
West Ham 26 5 5 3 21 14 5 6 2 14 9 41 12
Preston 26 8 3 2 26 13 3 4 6 13 17 40 9
Reading 26 7 2 4 17 16 4 3 6 13 17 38 -3
Millwall 26 6 5 2 14 7 3 4 6 15 19 36 3
Crewe 26 8 2 3 22 13 2 4 7 10 19 36 0
Cardiff 26 5 4 4 24 14 4 4 5 18 21 35 7
Walsall 27 6 5 2 20 12 3 3 8 8 17 35 -1
Stoke 26 5 5 3 19 14 4 1 8 14 20 33 -1
Gillingham 25 6 1 6 16 17 3 5 4 15 20 33 -6
Rotherham 26 5 4 4 12 12 3 5 5 12 20 33 -8
Coventry 26 4 6 3 15 14 3 5 5 15 18 32 -2
Crystal Palace 26 3 5 5 15 18 5 2 6 17 22 31 -8
Watford 26 4 6 3 15 14 3 2 8 13 20 29 -6
Nottm Forest 25 4 4 4 19 14 3 3 7 15 21 28 -1
Burnley 26 5 3 5 20 17 2 4 7 17 30 28 -10
Derby 25 3 3 6 16 23 2 6 5 9 18 24 -16
Bradford 26 3 2 8 12 21 2 3 8 8 18 20 -19
Wimbledon 26 2 3 8 14 24 3 0 10 13 28 18 -25

Until you learn how to spell Middlesbrough, it's not going anywhere, you soft, southern jellied-eel slurping, lager-top drinking poofta.

And as interesting as it undoubtedly is reading of how you'd like to kill your own children, the world has moved on since this thread...... though coming from within earshot of the Bow Bells (which I'm sure you were), you'll not be familiar with things moving on................. Try here http://www.takethepiss.com/forums/showthread.php?p=108647

My God I hope you've never been to the 'boro, if you have my jigs up....... what a shithole.