What's the latest on this gripping saga, then? All London's hanging on a knife-edge, you know how big soaps are here, give the people the drama they crave, Regs, and let us know how Tozes' knee rehab is coming along...
In terms of soap opera writing that was pants. You are to soaps what Toze is to paying debts, Ginger is to buying a round, JR is to the 100m dash, Luch is to e-mailing, and Conway is to humanity. Arse. and you make Rudy look like the frontman for the next Vidal Sassoon ad campaign.