Happy birthday Yoda. I recommend a nice relaxing day reading the Yellow Pages on the toilet. You could phone in for your horoscope and the weather and all sorts of neat stuff. Enjoy!
I'm not sure about his soccer career, but his thread killing career is definitely peaking.
Anyhow, I thought Yoda retired. I already has his "In Memorium" ready for print:
Going the way of the Captain and Fasty, Yoda would have turned 32 today. We miss his thread killing posts. Well, those who are praying for TTP's demise do anyway.
Have a few Guinness and the day will be a success!!! Have a few too many and the day will be a blur... Have a way too many and you'll end up seeing your actions all over the internet...