TWaT goes to the Doctor with uancs45 because he's not "firing on all cylinders" in the bedroom.
The Doctor examines him and scratches his head..." I can't understand it uancs45, you are physically fit as far as I can determine, I'll need to investigate further. I will require samples of your faeces, urine and semen".
uancs45 looks stunned, "wot's 'e mean TWaT?"
TWaT says, "Just give him a pair of your Fcuking underpants uancs45 and lets get out of here".
You see what happens when you post crap Uancs45. You get shat on in return.
Note: the number of his posts diminishes quite quickly as this dork has exhausted his piss taking weaponry. Now it is down to 'fecking' himself as there is no one else to "feck" as he used them all up.