NEWS FLASH
Modena, Italy
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday. The
announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the British Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Glasgow.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Easterhouse were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crew's first practice session; not only were the Glaswegian pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew and a gram of Coke.
Modena, Italy
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday. The
announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the British Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Glasgow.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Easterhouse were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crew's first practice session; not only were the Glaswegian pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew and a gram of Coke.
