the Geography of a Woman
Between 18 - 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 - 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 - 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 - 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Bettween 41 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 - 60 she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 - 70 a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70 they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one want to go there.
The Geography of A Man
Between 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
Between 18 - 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 - 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 - 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 - 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Bettween 41 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 - 60 she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 - 70 a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70 they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one want to go there.
The Geography of A Man
Between 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.