Geography of a Women

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the Geography of a Woman

Between 18 - 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 - 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 - 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 - 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Bettween 41 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 - 60 she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 - 70 a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70 they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one want to go there.

The Geography of A Man

Between 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
 

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