Gay Team Looking for Players

Soccerguy1904

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We are putting together a gay soccer team for Spring League play in Vancouver and a summer tournament in Cleveland. Our group already consists of a number of young players ranging in ability from div. 2- premier but we are in need of few more individuals with men's league experience. It is a great opportunity for you to come OUT and play. Contact me if you have any interest.

For those of you looking to demonstrate your comedic prowess by leaving weary comments that exploit popular gay stereotypes, you may prefer to post in a different thread entitled "Duck Dynasty Disciples".

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Hmmm, I wasn't aware that any gay stereotypes were popular these days.

What are "Duck Dynasty Disciples"?
 
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I knew a guy in college who played a year for a Gay football team..

He started the season as a tight end and end it as a wide receiver.

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You're in Shamrock! I know you've had problems with your knees for a while but we could do an over/under on how long they would last. Could be a team fundraiser? Regardless of your lack of mobility on the field, you should still be able to distribute the ball better than most on our squad. Don't even get me started on how those lucky charms of yours would likely distract players on both sides of the ball.
 

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You're in Shamrock! I know you've had problems with your knees for a while but we could do an over/under on how long they would last. Could be a team fundraiser? Regardless of your lack of mobility on the field, you should still be able to distribute the ball better than most on our squad. Don't even get me started on how those lucky charms of yours would likely distract players on both sides of the ball.


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