Div 1 FVSL Division One - 2003/2004

[Rangerforever]

Classless fcuk?

And I say pardon?

Care to go 12 with the Champ?

Useless, fat-fcuk would be more appropriate me thinks.

PS - That would be a compliment to Sandro FYI.

Great 6th post though.
Long live the power of the anonymous poster.
Problem is, the life span is short.
And, in time, you will be mine, biatch.



Dude:
For you, a brick platter, like your boots, will suffice.

 

[Dude]

Pssssssssst...Ranger...I think Sandro wears 12...

 

[Rangerforever]

Let me crawl into my little hole and thanks.






Classic.

That would be a quick 1st round knockout punch.
The veteran, left gasping for air and seeing stars, is left completely hopeless and wondering what happened.

Sounds like what happens when I play him on the pitch actually.

Wee bastard.

 

[Yoda]

I can see it now

I can see the title bout now.

Butterbean vs. An Even More Butteredbean

Or is that butterball?

 

[Rex]

I predict the Rangers won't be taking the league !

Div 1 this season is going to be tough ! I think the Rangers will have a tough time winning the league this season !!!

 

[Rangerforever]

Of course we won't be taking it.
Why would we "take" something we've had in our trophy cabinet for the last fcuking decade or so?
It's our's pal, it's your jobs to "take" it.



Rex is ralking rout of ris rarse ragain.

 

[striker12]

Ranger, Ranger, Ranger

Yo Big Man,

The Storm played in the Burnaby Tournament this past weekend and wouldn't ya know it, some defender from a Burnaby took Sandro's shins out in the second game. He was gone for the Tournament after this so I guess you owe them a few bucks.

BTW, we ended up losing in the semi-finals to Norvan 6-5 in penalty kicks and finished third.

 

[Dude]

Sandro,

What division were you guys playing in? Open? A? B?

 

[Rangerforever]

Did you get that Burnaby defender's name?
I've got a cheque here for $250 waiting for him....

What's the damage?
Long term/short term?
We play the Storm in week 2, which is a big game for both teams I'd imagine.
That would be too bad if their lineup didn't include him (You ).

Unlucky sonno.

 

[Stepchild]

the skinny

Dude

Now if I can just catch the little cnut, the money will be mine.

Don't worry about catching him, we play them in game 2..................not many can out run the stepchild. Ranger, make the cheque out to the fraser valley discipline b/c that is where it will be going.

 

[striker12]

I'm not Sandro

Ranger, I don't know what # the guys was, I didn't play that game and I'm not Sandro, not even a striker actually. dude, I played with u last year for the first half with peg. Anyways I'm sure Sandro will be fine but don't worry about him, I would worry more about his brother the way he played on the weekend, can you say "hat trick."

 

[Stepchild]

striker12

I would worry more about his brother

Yes, as a health care professional I DO worry about his brother. Can you say heart attack!

 

[knvb]

You crack backs...

Yes, he said a health care professional.

 

[Dude]

Off topic: I love the Sleep Country Commercial where the Chiropractor signs off saying: "A sleep country matress is a perscription I'd sign for anyone."

Since when do back crackers sign perscriptions?

On topic: KNVB's a Cnut.

 

[Stepchild]

On topic

Dude....off topic

I love the Sleep Country Commercial

You must live an exciting life to make such bold quotes. Good on ya!
Back on topic.......when do we play you?

 

[Rangerforever]

Dude plays in the lofty Premier division and no longer plays degenerates like ourselves anymore.

 

[Dude]

Dude actually splits his time between both. Dude is battling for playing time on the Premier squad these days, so Dude also get minutes in Cat. Dude is sweet on Elaine.

My life is about as exciting as every other plonker who's posting at 12:00 in the afternoon.

No disrespect to back crackers...anyone who can charge $35.00 for 5 minutes work is in the right business.

 

[Stepchild]

Ranger, good thing b/c I was going to show him the type of prescriptions I can give out! or at least the one he will need later.

 

[Dude]

I do beleive you get to play TheRob this season. He's with our Div. 1 squad now. Maybe we'll see each other in the Pak, and you can take a run at me then.

BTW: do you have one of those fancy bendy pens the mall chiros give out? I do need one of those fancy pens...

 

[Rangerforever]

Speaking of Langley, I guess the two clubs have got back together and it's one happy family again?

If so, Langley will be a threat this year me thinks in Div. 1.
Is Demo back?
I haven't heard much from him or TR so I assume those Langley fcuks are plotting and scheming like mad this year.

Also, what's the word on the Winnipeg Fury and Tottenham Hotspurs?

RFwhothinksDiv.1willbeacrackingleaguethisyear