AUSTRIA- Residents in the curiously named village of Fcuking have voted against changing the moniker- despite road signs being stolen regularly by the English. One villager said: 'Everyone here knows what it means in English but, for us, Fcuking is Fcuking and it's going to stay Fcuking.' The village, which neighbours the towns of Windpassing and Vomitville, is named after its founder- one Herr Fcuking.