Regs, My signing-on fee still hasn't arrived by post as you promised. I can't keep spending £5.00 a minute on this British Rail station internet connection without the money you promised. I have access to a host of City barristers, you know, so stop fcuking about with my bonus. This is your one warning and I'll ignore the fact you've accused me of being a ****ney, that's just not nice.
I also think the fact this program will not recognise the term for a sweaty London-type from East of the bow bells is a complete and utter ****ing shitty waste of ****ing time, you asshole.