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Doesn't it suck?
- Thread starter TheRob
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Lot's of things suck in life. Some types of sucking is quite good but I do believe you mean otherwise TR, you know cabooses and stuff.
Frankly, I don't miss cabooses one bit. I often wondered what the fcuk do they need a caboose for, paying a guy a enormous wage to wave at The Rob? I used to finger the guy in the caboose. "Get a fcuking real job you piss tank and quit waving at me with those grubby fingers".
You know what sucks? I'm taking my family out to a movie tonight and I know it's going to set me back $200.00. Popcorn costs an astronomical amount and I am stupid enough to pay for it. That sucks!
Good thread!
Frankly, I don't miss cabooses one bit. I often wondered what the fcuk do they need a caboose for, paying a guy a enormous wage to wave at The Rob? I used to finger the guy in the caboose. "Get a fcuking real job you piss tank and quit waving at me with those grubby fingers".
You know what sucks? I'm taking my family out to a movie tonight and I know it's going to set me back $200.00. Popcorn costs an astronomical amount and I am stupid enough to pay for it. That sucks!
Good thread!
Hmmm...
I think it probably sucks to be a person who thinks that it sucks to know who the fcuk Mike McCardell is or even what he would sound like when one would actually have to know who the fcuk Mike McCardell is to hold such an opinion.
I think it probably sucks to be a person who thinks that it sucks to know who the fcuk Mike McCardell is or even what he would sound like when one would actually have to know who the fcuk Mike McCardell is to hold such an opinion.
Hands of Stone
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Downtown, I am going to shitt in your hat at the Golf Tourney, now that is going to suck, say hi to your bro for me.
HOS
Sucks to be ME - Is that not a song?
sucking...............
If we need to talk about sucking, and it would appear we do, try this on for size.............
Picture the scene; your hero is enjoying a pint (that wasn't a fcuking pint and which came in a really camp glass) of Stella (it's a Belgian beer said the waitress, helpfully) with a lovely lady at Hell's Kitchen off West 4th. Looking across West 4th during a lull in the conversation I spotted an old mate wandering down the street wearing an old local rugby side's sweatshirt, tracky bottoms and peering into the window of an art shop called 'Prints Charming'. As you do. Resisting the urge to nip out and get the old scoundrel for a pint (that wasn't a fcuking pint) I went back to the tricky task of getting my drinking companion's knickers off again. Vancouver birds are fcuking hard work. Anyway, five minutes later, my old sparring partner returned to Prints Charming with a bag of beer from, presumably, Biminis, paused once again at the shop window and then wandered up to his vehicle WEARING MY FCUKING PUMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never worn another man's shoes and I know full well that my mate has shoes. And boots.
There will be a full enquiry into this outrage. It's simply not on.
If we need to talk about sucking, and it would appear we do, try this on for size.............
Picture the scene; your hero is enjoying a pint (that wasn't a fcuking pint and which came in a really camp glass) of Stella (it's a Belgian beer said the waitress, helpfully) with a lovely lady at Hell's Kitchen off West 4th. Looking across West 4th during a lull in the conversation I spotted an old mate wandering down the street wearing an old local rugby side's sweatshirt, tracky bottoms and peering into the window of an art shop called 'Prints Charming'. As you do. Resisting the urge to nip out and get the old scoundrel for a pint (that wasn't a fcuking pint) I went back to the tricky task of getting my drinking companion's knickers off again. Vancouver birds are fcuking hard work. Anyway, five minutes later, my old sparring partner returned to Prints Charming with a bag of beer from, presumably, Biminis, paused once again at the shop window and then wandered up to his vehicle WEARING MY FCUKING PUMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never worn another man's shoes and I know full well that my mate has shoes. And boots.
There will be a full enquiry into this outrage. It's simply not on.
- Thread starter
- #30
That does suck Fasty. Hard.
You know what else sucks? Work. Work sucks. Why can't we all just get paid to stay home and do stuff around the house. Like drink a beer, or a squishy. Have a dip in the pool. You know stuff like that.
That sucks and Dude sucks. At least that's what I hear.
You know what else sucks? Work. Work sucks. Why can't we all just get paid to stay home and do stuff around the house. Like drink a beer, or a squishy. Have a dip in the pool. You know stuff like that.
That sucks and Dude sucks. At least that's what I hear.
work doesn't always suck.
take today for instance.
So far I've been an hour late, ogled the girl in office next to me, had 2 - 20 minute naps, benn on TTP for a good 1/2 hour, read 60 pages of a book, talked to friends in Calgary and eaten a bag of Spitz. Work related i've walked around office and plant 3 times, ordered materials twice and made one decision about the order to make signs in. all in all a good morning, Looking forward to Quizno's and tanning at the river for lunch and hopefully some more reading and maybe playing online poker this afternoon.
Today work doesn't suck, however losing a battle with the bottle's reinforcements last night ,sucked this morning.
take today for instance.
So far I've been an hour late, ogled the girl in office next to me, had 2 - 20 minute naps, benn on TTP for a good 1/2 hour, read 60 pages of a book, talked to friends in Calgary and eaten a bag of Spitz. Work related i've walked around office and plant 3 times, ordered materials twice and made one decision about the order to make signs in. all in all a good morning, Looking forward to Quizno's and tanning at the river for lunch and hopefully some more reading and maybe playing online poker this afternoon.
Today work doesn't suck, however losing a battle with the bottle's reinforcements last night ,sucked this morning.
What sucks?
How about being on the road by 5:30 this morning for a 10:00 appointment in Salmon Arm. Actually, that doesn't really bother me, but what does bother me is that I lowered my driver's side window at 5:45 to throw out a banana peel, and the bloody window wouldn't go up again! Fcuking electrical problem! I drove from Fcuking Chilliwack to Salmon Arm with my driver's side window down! That's only about 4 hours for those keeping score.
That sucks!
I think it was God telling me not to litter. I thought it was OK, being biodegradable...but apparently not. At least they were able to fix it there, because I hit rain on the way back.
Cnut.
How about being on the road by 5:30 this morning for a 10:00 appointment in Salmon Arm. Actually, that doesn't really bother me, but what does bother me is that I lowered my driver's side window at 5:45 to throw out a banana peel, and the bloody window wouldn't go up again! Fcuking electrical problem! I drove from Fcuking Chilliwack to Salmon Arm with my driver's side window down! That's only about 4 hours for those keeping score.
That sucks!
I think it was God telling me not to litter. I thought it was OK, being biodegradable...but apparently not. At least they were able to fix it there, because I hit rain on the way back.
Cnut.
Know what sucks? It's now summer (and bloody hot) and the AC is cranked to the max in the office and I freeze my ass off daily...... surprised I can type cuz my fingers are so damn cold!
Spazz
worriedaboutthe"headlights"beingtoobright!
Spazz
worriedaboutthe"headlights"beingtoobright!
- Thread starter
- #37
I was listening to the radio today on the way to work and on came a Petro Canada commercial. It was bragging about how fast you can get things with your Petro points. Very catchy. The point of the commercial was that with something like 625 points you can get one free lotto ticket. So let me get this straight, you have to spend roughly $100 to get a measly $1 lottery ticket? And that is supposed to be a good thing? Actually it sucks.
Another thing. Do you think the gas stations plan price hikes? Yesterday in Pitt Meadows the price per litre was 62.5 cents. This morning? How about 77.5 cents. Luckily I found one station still at 62. Those wankers suck.
Another thing. Do you think the gas stations plan price hikes? Yesterday in Pitt Meadows the price per litre was 62.5 cents. This morning? How about 77.5 cents. Luckily I found one station still at 62. Those wankers suck.
Whistler
What sucks is that I'm heading up there tonight and I have to look at this weather all day long when I should be sitting on the Citta patio oggling the ladies. You know what else sucks about going to Whistler? Unlike Dude, I unfortunately have no kids or wife and have to go and try and make it thru a couple of nights of being harrassed by man hungry cougars in Buffalo Bills
What sucks is that I'm heading up there tonight and I have to look at this weather all day long when I should be sitting on the Citta patio oggling the ladies. You know what else sucks about going to Whistler? Unlike Dude, I unfortunately have no kids or wife and have to go and try and make it thru a couple of nights of being harrassed by man hungry cougars in Buffalo Bills
Re: Whistler
Watch out for the Dolphins too, right Yoda! (squeak...squeak)
Originally posted by downtown
Unlike Dude, I unfortunately have no kids or wife and have to go and try and make it thru a couple of nights of being harrassed by man hungry cougars in Buffalo Bills
Watch out for the Dolphins too, right Yoda! (squeak...squeak)
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