Sidewinder
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Sidewinder can probably make it but not until 10.00 or later. Therefore don't count me as part of the quorum.
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DCS Dart Night - June
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The Prince should be a go for this Wednesday as soon as I recover from this splitting fcuking headache I've got.
Note to self (and members of the D.C.S.): It is not a very good idea to drink 14 pints of Keith's on a Sunday night at the Cat's Meow and expect to work the next day. My mind is blurred with a) the aforementioned lager and b) the amount of stunning fcuking watiresses that the Meow has to offer. Seriously, if there are better looking waitresses anywhere in this city or country, please inform me where ........
I know it's not the appropriate thread so fcuk off the lot of you.
~The Prince of Manchester
Note to self (and members of the D.C.S.): It is not a very good idea to drink 14 pints of Keith's on a Sunday night at the Cat's Meow and expect to work the next day. My mind is blurred with a) the aforementioned lager and b) the amount of stunning fcuking watiresses that the Meow has to offer. Seriously, if there are better looking waitresses anywhere in this city or country, please inform me where ........
I know it's not the appropriate thread so fcuk off the lot of you.
~The Prince of Manchester
The waitresses at the Sandbar last night were quite fabulous. Luckily i was driving so i didn't get involved in the Martini drinking contest my table was involved in. That and the whisky's after dinner. and the cognac after the whisky. Along with cigars. Thank god i was not paying. It must have been a tad ridiculous.Walks said:
as for the wrong thread thing. I enjoy posting useless sh*t in threads that have nothing to do with said sh*T.Quite.
Cheers
Mr. Spilly Talker
The Prince is now 50 / 50 for tonight as the wee'n is sick so I may be looking after him for the entire evening.
So, to be fair, I'll bow out but if I do make an appearance, it'll be gravy to the quorum ..... or, like extra cheese on the na-chos if you will
~ Your poinsetta punting, neck stabbing Prince
So, to be fair, I'll bow out but if I do make an appearance, it'll be gravy to the quorum ..... or, like extra cheese on the na-chos if you will
~ Your poinsetta punting, neck stabbing Prince
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Associated DCS
The Associated DCS has reason to believe that stalwart Dart player, Double In, is set to announce retirement from The Darts Championship Series. Double In, the DCS’ most winningest player and 4 time player of the month has sited reasons as personal, but inside sources reveal that it is an internal conflict with the Ethic committee members. Sources also reveal that those internal politics and lack of quality talent in the circuit and proper banter on TTP have lead the DCS’ October, November, December and April POM to take much of season two off and to inevitably want to ‘hang them up.’
Double In could not be reached for comment.
The Associated DCS has reason to believe that stalwart Dart player, Double In, is set to announce retirement from The Darts Championship Series. Double In, the DCS’ most winningest player and 4 time player of the month has sited reasons as personal, but inside sources reveal that it is an internal conflict with the Ethic committee members. Sources also reveal that those internal politics and lack of quality talent in the circuit and proper banter on TTP have lead the DCS’ October, November, December and April POM to take much of season two off and to inevitably want to ‘hang them up.’
Double In could not be reached for comment.
Hands of Stone
New Member
knvb said:
I heard that he was going to try and persue a career as a white rap artist, trying to follow in the footsteps of Vanilla Ice, and work his way off the mean streets of Slurrey. Well that and that he might be gay.
Scoop
Captain Shamrock
Well-Known Member
Tilly is out for tonight due the fork and knife going to a meeting. I will be looking after the girls tonight. BTW, Double Donkey, who has the DCS best winning percentage? Just wondering..........
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- Double In 0.720
Tilly Tompkins 0.719
One Dart 0.632
The Power 0.577
Whirlwind 0.536
The Matrix 0.451
Prince of Manchester 0.444
Sidewinder 0.433
1Hun 0.340
Brave Dart 0.324
Dart Vader 0.258
Buffalo Bull 0.244
Captain Shamrock
Well-Known Member
Yah, whatever......
What was the Executioner's win percentage? Thanks for coming out. Putz.
Informa
What was the Executioner's win percentage? Thanks for coming out. Putz.
Informa
Reqiuem for a putz
I for one am happy to see him go. Although his constant complaints and shoc-king attire made him the recipient of many a hearty bellow, it was his commitment over the past few months that was never there. As a positive of this, the DCS will never have to retreat to the wilds of West Surrey again to play in dimly lit, poorly served shanty-inns. His absence, though, will leave questions. Why would the person who manufactured the DCS from a ragtag group of "gentlemen" out to throw a few arrows at the Buck to the technological and HIGHLY FCUKING REGULATED group that you see practising today? Why would someone who complains about shoddy attendance miss three weeks on the trot? And finally, why would someone groom themselves to resemble two celebrity also-rans? These are obviously deep questions that must be answered before the Ethics Committee agrees to any so-called retirement. Thankful that he is not a member of said committee, The Power looks forward to a Double-In free environment from now on. Its kind of like when they banned smoking from bars, you never knew how bad it smelled until it was gone.
I for one am happy to see him go. Although his constant complaints and shoc-king attire made him the recipient of many a hearty bellow, it was his commitment over the past few months that was never there. As a positive of this, the DCS will never have to retreat to the wilds of West Surrey again to play in dimly lit, poorly served shanty-inns. His absence, though, will leave questions. Why would the person who manufactured the DCS from a ragtag group of "gentlemen" out to throw a few arrows at the Buck to the technological and HIGHLY FCUKING REGULATED group that you see practising today? Why would someone who complains about shoddy attendance miss three weeks on the trot? And finally, why would someone groom themselves to resemble two celebrity also-rans? These are obviously deep questions that must be answered before the Ethics Committee agrees to any so-called retirement. Thankful that he is not a member of said committee, The Power looks forward to a Double-In free environment from now on. Its kind of like when they banned smoking from bars, you never knew how bad it smelled until it was gone.
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Lovely Power. Second good laugh on TTP today, well third if you count the Germany game.
Sadly though the Double In retirement is not a rumour, but the time and date are still up in the air. My second cousin, three times removed on my fathers mothers brothers side has just moved here from Clog lad and will be looking for a circuit to play on. They, they being the clog wearers, call him The Tin Missile. Who knows, I may bring him out tonight when I stop by to clear up any loose ends errr… fines and perhaps maybe I’ll take a shot at an unprecedented 5th POM while I'm there. With two Wednesday’s left to go anything can happen.
Captain, would you like me to tally up your 19 personalities and find you the percentage? I don't think you'll like what the Belfast Bomber did for you or them as the case may be.
Suckers…
Sadly though the Double In retirement is not a rumour, but the time and date are still up in the air. My second cousin, three times removed on my fathers mothers brothers side has just moved here from Clog lad and will be looking for a circuit to play on. They, they being the clog wearers, call him The Tin Missile. Who knows, I may bring him out tonight when I stop by to clear up any loose ends errr… fines and perhaps maybe I’ll take a shot at an unprecedented 5th POM while I'm there. With two Wednesday’s left to go anything can happen.
Captain, would you like me to tally up your 19 personalities and find you the percentage? I don't think you'll like what the Belfast Bomber did for you or them as the case may be.
Suckers…
Glad that we are not on then as I would not have been in attendance due to the fact that I am sicker than hell. Not good. Next week anyone? BTW, the July DCS could mark the return of a certain French speaking member who's tenants act like 3 year olds. Stay tuned.
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- #78
Sorry OD.
In
Neo
DI
TP
BD
Late
SW
Sick as hell but will suck it up
OD
Fluff
Scattered with a least one G-string sighting.
God I hope it's not Neo's....
Say about 9:27 ish guys? Power I'll have your "kids" money too.
In
Neo
DI
TP
BD
Late
SW
Sick as hell but will suck it up
OD
Fluff
Scattered with a least one G-string sighting.
God I hope it's not Neo's....
Say about 9:27 ish guys? Power I'll have your "kids" money too.
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