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D.C.S. records. Some are good and some just plain embarrassing. Unfortunately there are way more bad than good. First the Good.

Quickest Match - (501)
'Executioner 16 darts 03-27-02 vs. Double In.

Highest 3 dart total Sanctioned
Executioner 140
Double In 140
Hurricane 140
El-Nino 140

Highest 3 dart total Unsanctioned
Executioner 180
Double In 160

Biggest win (501)
The Power 349 vs. Bravedart 03-27-02

Biggest finish (501)
Hurricane 104
Executioner 96
Double In/The Power 79
 

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The Bad

Longest Match - (501)
Sidewinder vs. One Dart*
Sidewinder vs. Total Package**

* Lost track of time and arrows thrown, but the lights were on high and the chairs were on the tables. We made the rule first one to hit 1 wins. It finished 10 mins after that.

** two darts fewer than above.

Furthest from a number while still sticking to something.
One dart. (just above the line on A in CANADIAN) appox. 11" from the top of 20.

Furthest bounce from the board
Bravedart 8' 6" away. 03-27-02

Biggest loss (501)
Bravedart 349 vs. The Power 03-27-02

Biggest tip given to Jannia for a beer
El Nino $32.50 03-27-02
El Nino $29.75 03-20-02
El Nino $27.25 03-13-02
El Nino $ 21.30 03-06-02

Largest D.C.S. fine
Executioner $ T.B.A. (Taunting)
Executioner .24. (thrown arrows with-out due care)

Any that I missed please feel free
 

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I had 140 against One Dart yesterday. I have to take some credit when I can get it. But I think that the Bravedart record will be standing for a while!:eek: :D
 

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Great job, KNVB. Entertaining stuff. As for Bravedart's record setting first appearance, remarkable stuff. That 349 record will stand as long as Roger Maris's 61 home runs stood. I just can't see anyone else coming close to that.

I would mention this record, even if someone else had the record, but the least amount of darts required to finish a match currently sits at 16 ............That one might be tough to be for awhile. I know I won't be beating it in the near future.......

Another possible record? The most Ass-Slaps in one night.......The longest winless streak?(One Dart is already making a bid for this)

Keep up the good work, Double In. This thread will be a big hit.....


Executioner

I also thought of another one. Who will hold the records for most 'bounce offs' in one night? Sidewinder will be the front-runner because of unique style of throwing darts......
 

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New records noted. Maybe I'll update this with the rankings each week. I like the most "bounce off's" for a game (501) perhaps even for a evening. Winless streak and winning streak shall be added for next week.

So Sorry Power I shall update the list ASAP, but suddenly 140 doesn't seem so speacial. ;)

Any more suggestions guys? Keep them coming.
 

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Another possibility: worst excuses for no-shows. This one's a toss up, probably between school, Mower, Scud, marking, Ex, Library, Lower, Sausage part with the Frat Boys, Double One, and the winner, Sore knee and Junior Mints, Ex.

Also, I swear those tips were bigger than that, I'm pretty sure I saw Janina driving a new BMW...
 

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Double In,

The Executioner had a 6 dart finish of 230 tonight. The sequence went like this......

T20, 20, T20

T18, 0, D18

Thanks for coming out, Sidewinder.

Should this be included in the official records?

Also, with One Dart's 6 losses today, how many games in a row is that now? I know it is at least TEN but I seem to think there were a few more from the previous week(s)........


Another possible record.......Longest D.C.S. winning streak?......


Executioner - 6 games......
 

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Captain that's an on fire finish? I'll be sure to work that in. I'm just glad I wasn't the one caught with his Darts in his hands. I damn near shot beer through my nose when you threw that 16 dart game 2 weeks ago.

I've just throw the highest finish total in D.C.S history. To bad I was only playing Mrs Double In in a Unsanctioned match before dinner. 108 finish. T20, S16, D16. It not that big a stretch for even Sidewinder, if your first arrow hits the Treble 20.

BTW, Mrs Double In received a near perfect replica of the Executioner's Ass dance and not unlike Hurricane she too walk out in a huff. :rolleyes:

Looks like I back to practicing by my self......
 

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Actually.......

Double In,

You should be fined for actually playing Mrs. Double In. Maybe I should start challenging my daughters and if I have a 3 dart 109 finish, I can mention in the records thread....:rolleyes: I am sure Hurricane, Sidewinder, and definitely the Executioner, have NEVER played against the trouble and strife in a unsanctioned match. Hell, I don't even get unsanctioned boinks anymore.


For your fine, you have to go to the mall with your wife, hold her hand, and snuggle with her every five minutes. That is enough punishment for any man.


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I'll agree with the unsanctioned commissioner about hte fine, but Double Bubble should at least be able to take an ass-slap break every ten minutes or so, and whet his thirst with a refreshing Orange Julio...

Scudissorrytohereaboutthetroublesandboinksmaybeputthebeltup,non?
 

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The Good (updated)

** Most weeks at #1
Executioner 10 weeks

** Biggest finish - 6 Darts (501)
Executioner 230 vs Sidewinder

Quickest Match - (501)
'Executioner 16 darts 03-27-02 vs. Double In.

Highest 3 dart total Sanctioned
Executioner 140
Double In 140
Hurricane 140
El-Nino 140
**The Power 140

Highest 3 dart total Unsanctioned
Executioner 180
Double In 160

Biggest win (501)
The Power 349 vs. Bravedart 03-27-02

Biggest finish (501)
Hurricane 104
Executioner 96
Double In/The Power 79
** Double In 108 unsanctioned




Did I miss any?

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The Bad (updated)

Longest Match - (501)
Sidewinder vs. One Dart*
Sidewinder vs. Total Package**

* Lost track of time and arrows thrown, but the lights were on high and the chairs were on the tables. We made the rule first one to hit 1 wins. It finished 10 mins after that.

** two darts fewer than above.

Furthest from a number while still sticking to something.
One dart. (just above the line on A in CANADIAN) appox. 11" from the top of 20.

Furthest bounce from the board
Bravedart 8' 6" away. 03-27-02

Biggest loss (501)
Bravedart 349 vs. The Power 03-27-02

Biggest tip given to Jannia for a beer
El Nino $32.50 03-27-02
El Nino $29.75 03-20-02
El Nino $27.25 03-13-02
El Nino $ 21.30 03-06-02

Largest D.C.S. fine
Executioner $ T.B.A. (Taunting)
Executioner .24. (thrown arrows with-out due care)

** Longest losing streak (501)
One Dart 10 games

** Most Treble 18 hit (while aiming for treble 20's and still lost) :rolleyes: You wanted it....
Sidewinder. 5 vs Double In

** Worst excuse for a no show (501)
Screw You Captain
"I'm going to Quebec to bon homme"
 

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Good stuff, Double In. However, you missed my 2 dart finish of 90 . That would knock you and The Power out of the page, so you can ignore the T18, D18 finish if you like. :eek:

I can't see anyone ever beating Bravedart's record of losing by 349. That is a remarkable number for the ages.......

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It was pointed out to me tonight that apparently I had the lowest point total (start) in D.C.S history. 3 darts 2 points. vs. Scud in a match I had to wait 45 mins to play with only 6 arrows for warm up. Shameful really, but still........

A few more records were added and broken tonight, here's a list

Added **Double In's 180 to highest 3 dart total (unsanctioned)
most 120+ scores (game) Double In 2
most 120+ scores (evening) Double In 6
Most 100+ scores (game) Double In 2 (and others I'm sure)
Most 100+ scores (evening) Double In 3
Most no shows - Total Package
 

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Good one Scud, but no........:rolleyes: That would be like me trying to claim the longest winning streak at 15, but all 15 matches were over my near sighted father-in-law.

Do we add Fastshows 4 - 0 over the 'Flame' today as the longest winning streak to date? Do we have evidence of a longer one? I recall X going 6-0 one night. Once the Scud trade takes effect Fastshows streak could quite easily triple.

Hmmm.......perhaps the commissioner should rule on that one.
 

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Updated according to X

Most weeks at #1
Executioner (for as long as X see's fit.)

Biggest finish - 6 Darts (501)
Executioner 230 vs Sidewinder

Quickest Match - (501)
'Executioner 16 darts 03-27-02 vs. Double In.

Highest 3 dart total Sanctioned
Executioner 140
Nobody else really matters

Highest 3 dart total Unsanctioned
Executioner 180
Nobody else really matters

Biggest win (501)
It was this (The Power 349 vs. Bravedart 03-27-02 ), but since X is cooler it's his 249 vs Hurricane

Biggest finish (501)
Executioner 96
Everyone else's were moot so I deleted them.

Any other of my records I missed I'll update later.
 

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Updated early

The good.

Most weeks at #1
Executioner 10 weeks

Biggest finish - 6 Darts (501)
Executioner 230 vs Sidewinder

Quickest Match - (501)
Executioner 16 darts 03-27-02 vs. Double In.

Highest 3 dart total Sanctioned
Executioner 140
Double In 140
Hurricane 140
El-Nino 140
The Power 140

Highest 3 dart total Unsanctioned
Executioner 180
Double In 180

Biggest win (501)
The Power 349 vs. Bravedart *to stunned to do anything....
Executioner 249 vs. Hurricane *ass dance
Double In 225 vs. The Power * mini ass dance

Biggest finish (501)
Executioner 114
Hurricane 104
Executioner 96

Double In 108 unsanctioned

Longest winning streak Sanctioned
Executioner 6 ** still going.....
Fastshow 4
Double In 4

Longest winning streak unsanctioned
Double In 15 (vs. near sighted father-in-law)
 

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