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Along the lines of the best VMSL players.
What current players (or recent) have have the maddest moves? (Not talking about the best overall, just moves to beat a player)
 

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Just didn't score

He DID do it! How the fcuk do you think he ended up in traction?:rolleyes:
 

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Quite possibly one of the most skilled player for his age in all of Canada. Just a treat to watch some of the shite he pulls off, especially during practice.
 

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The Apprentice said:
Quite possibly one of the most skilled player for his age in all of Canada. Just a treat to watch some of the shite he pulls off, especially during practice.
Just to make sure I am not confusing anybody, I was talking about Tyler Roselund, not KNVB.
;)
 

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Re: Just didn't score

knvb said:
He DID do it! How the fcuk do you think he ended up in traction?:rolleyes:
The kid doesn't drink his milk, plus there was a drive by stroller, that did the kid in.

How about TJ Sugars, he has some great moves, but they are at half time.

hos

Anyone ever see the Scorpion?
Tricks are for Kids. :wa:
 

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not that div 2 could, or should be considered good soccer, but NK Hrvat has a Columbian centre mid who works the croiff (sp) move like magic. i've seen this import switch the flow of the game by dragging 4 players to the right then pulling the move and racing into open space...the feint is magic. but then again, its div 2.

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Hands of Stone said:
Anyone ever see the Scorpion?
Have only seen it on television. Are you offering to provide a live demonstration during a game?
 

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fabulus has some moves that are pretty amazing. It may be in Div 2 but they are pretty spectacular. I've seen him undress a lot of people.

Drive thru Strollerings.

Goddamn Preschool gang violence.
 

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fabulus has some moves that are pretty amazing. It may be in Div 2 but they are pretty spectacular.
Yes Army...however I've seen him undress plenty of Div. 1 / Premier players as well...with ease.
 

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Blaze rep.1 said:
Yes Army...however I've seen him undress plenty of Div. 1 / Premier players as well...with ease.
Big deal. Hos would undress himself and run naked through Metrotown for a Pokemon sticker.

Christ, I hope these are female players your pal is undressing but with a name like Fabulus it's not looking likely.
 

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The best move ever is by this kid named sixfyv... its called the Dirty Sanchez.

Am I off topic?

:D :D :D
 

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BlazeArmy said:
Don't bring your Penticton stories with the boys into this thread.
Funniest and best I have ever seen;

As I was managing DCR(years ago), guy called Dt comes to the sideline asking for water. Keeper takes the goal kick, as Darren is drinking,head tilted up, proceeds to take the ball down in one touch( jumps to miss a two footed lunge from Tom Johnson of Squamish) and passes on for a breakaway goal. Looks at Squamish player and, say's "you are a shitty lumberjack" A certain ref (Maricio) proceeds to give him a yellow for "having a weapon on the field" Calls it back to where the water bottle was. The rest of the story is XXX rated

Absolute classic, that you had to be there to appreciate
 

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the steamroller

look ahead & he just keeps a coming "THE STEAM ROLLING CRIMINAL "kevin hearne

or the other sapp move "THE FLYING ELBOW" brian weavers :D

sid :D
 

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ParkHead said:
Peter Stipansek(sp) from Croatia of the eighties and early ninties.


Parkhead
It's actually Peter Stipancic. Just to let you know he plays for Croatia SC Classic he is in his late 40's and can still make people look foolish. It is definately a pleasure to play with him.

I would have to say it is a toss up between Lui Miljanovic and Peter in the mid eighties they were untouchable. I will be persuing this re union for next season.
 

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