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Cheating Hearts


Jul 21, 2001
Dirty Money
Two men strkie up a conversation while waiting at the pearly gates

Man A asks Man B "How'd you die?"

"I froze to death," says Man B.

"That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" asks Man A.

"It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get
pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.

How did you die?" asks Man B.

"I had a heart attack", says Man A.

Man A continues, "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and jus t as I got there,I had a massive heart attack and died."

Man B shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says.

"What do you mean?" asks Man A

"If you had only stopped to look in the Fcukin freezer, we'd both still be alive."

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