I took this off, because I thought it was perhaps too mean. But I have now been convinced by some fellow TTPers that a free spirit such as I should not be stifled, and that above all else, it's the laughter that matters.
I present to you:
Buckfast I am
I am Buckfast, buckfast I am
I like big knobs, as much as can cram
Black knobs, red knobs, blue knobs, I screw knobs
I like big knobs for Buckfast I am