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One of my favourite sections of Loaded magazine. Why not get the ball rolling here on TTP.

Today's pornalike: David Schwimmer
 

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Today's pornalikes

I've got 3 today. Well 2.5. The last one isn't very good, it's a bit of a stretch, but hey, cut me some slack. This isn't my day job.

Here's the first, Ally Shhedy from the Breakfast Club and Short Circuit fame. Unlike Steve Gutenberg, she has managed to stay in the business.
 

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I'm thinkin' rather than that Breakfast club girl, look at the other one and think Natalie Portman.
 

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Saved by the bell

Couldn't resist a couple more gems.

Firstly, it's nice to see that Screech from Saved by the Bell didn't end up being typecast.
 

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There goes the neighborhood.

This use to be a good thread, but now it's gone to far. How is it..... no wait..... WHY is it, you have this picture saved on you computer?

Better yet don't answer.
 

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all apologies

You're right. I pushed things, and I'm sorry.

Consider this thread stopped as of now. I apologize for
any offense caused.

Besides, my mum did ask that all nude pictures of her and her Mah-Jong friends be erased.
 

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The fat chicks are fine. ( well not really) I was referring more to the Yashin and even more to Screech.


Grossed out by the bell, KNVB
 

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this from a dutchman?

I suppose barnyard animals and reptiles are above-board?

Download, doctor it,then delete. that's my motto. So, fret ye not, young squire, I haven't applied for my NAMBLA membership just yet.

Pure evil comedic genius takes sacrifice, and if being accused of being a gay porn collector comes with the job, I'll take my lumps.

It's all about the laughter and good times we share.

HC
 

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Fret ye not yourself

Oh..... I'm laughing. Not with with you, but I'm laughing :D


Dutchmen, barnyard animals and reptiles.......oh my
 

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back by popular demand

I took this off, because I thought it was perhaps too mean. But I have now been convinced by some fellow TTPers that a free spirit such as I should not be stifled, and that above all else, it's the laughter that matters.

I present to you:

Buckfast I am

I am Buckfast, buckfast I am
I like big knobs, as much as can cram
Black knobs, red knobs, blue knobs, I screw knobs
I like big knobs for Buckfast I am
 

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