Captain Shitpicks vs. Parkputz

[Captain Shamrock]

WTF?

I know you know that I would never have taken Minn in that one.

How the hell am I supposed to know? I think you said you really fancied Minnesota last night at the Foggy Dew. I'm almost positive you said that.


If you want to be a lame-ass, take the Seattle victory.....

 

[ParkHead]

easy

I don't want to take the victory or need to. We will just go to the monday night game and decide it on points!!


This atleast that gives you a glimmer of hope. As for last night I'm impressed you even remember you were at the foggy dew.

 

[One Dart]

Screw that Parkputz, you made the mistake of not picking a team and should deal with the consequences. Captain has won fair (on a technicality) and square. Buy the poor Irish lad a sandwich.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

The Captain won week two without any problems. Here are the lines for week three, compliments of our friends at Willhill, of course......

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +3.5 Arizona V Carolina -3.5 1.90 Carolina

1.90 +13.5 Cincinnati V Indianapolis -13.5 1.90 Indy

1.83 +3 New England V Miami -3 2.00 Miami

1.90 -3 Oakland V Buffalo +3 1.90 Oakland

1.83 +3 Pittsburgh V New Orleans -3 2.00 NO

1.90 -2 Tampa Bay V Atlanta +2 1.90 TB

1.90 +5.5 Washington V Tennessee -5.5 1.90 Wash


Bet Until : 21:05 06/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.86 -3 Kansas City V N Y Jets +3 1.95 NY Jets(4th time's a charm)

1.90 +5 San Diego V Denver -5 1.90 Den(bubble's burst)


Bet Until : 21:15 06/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 -3 Philadelphia V Jacksonville +3 1.90 Phil (NAP of weekend)

1.90 +7 St Louis V San Francisco -7 1.90 (SF)


Bet Until : 01:30 07/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +7 Baltimore V Cleveland -7 1.90 (Clev by a field goal)


Bet Until : 02:05 08/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +1.5 Green Bay V Chicago -1.5 1.90 GBay


I am going to pick them now because my picks haven't exactly been stellar(sp?).......

Captain

 

[ParkHead]

Picks

Hey shitpicks I will make mine tommorrow because my pics are just as bad. However not that it will come down to the points on monday because I should win it easily with my superior indepth intelligent picks, but again you have forgotten to post the total points.


See you tommorrow at Earl Marriot!!

 

[ParkHead]

picks

i think i will just win this week outright, so here are the winners!!!

Arizona +3.5

Colts -13.5

New England +3

Oakland -3

Saints -3

Bucs -2

Skins +5.5

Chiefs -3

Broncos -5

Jacksonville +3 Upset of weekend

49ers -7 blowout

Ravens +7

Packers +1.5


Points are 38

Good luck Capt. you will need it

 

[Captain Shamrock]

31 points, as if I will need them........

 

[ParkHead]

Shitpicks

Hey Captain is it true you will not be there on sunday?
I did not know our games were optional!! What up!!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I haven't helped the team at all so I am going to coach instead. I commited to the girls at the end of last season and I had planned on playing very little. I felt awful all week and I just don't feel like I should play. I will still go to the Celtic game and go watch Ange's game at 10:00. HOwever, I will be making the fcuking cnuting hike to Abbotsford to watch us lose again.

To stay on topic, I am going to hammer you again this weekend.

Give me a call if you feel like doing something during the day tomorrow. I wouldn't mind going to watch our school Football team get hammered by Mount Douglas. I haven't watched a game yet. Also, it would be good to see a team who is a shitty as the Senior Boys Soccer team or the Richmond U-18 metro team.


Life is grand!

Captain

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Well, I went 8 - 4 - 1 this week, which is better. However, I believe Parkputz went 9 - 3 - 1. I guess I owe this week but I am sure I will be getting it back next week.


Captain

 

[ParkHead]

Winner!!!

Well Captain you did have a pretty good weekend however again you came up short. $pints for me next weekend. One thing I noticed however is we both failed to pick a winner in the Giants Cowboys game. We both would have taken the giants I'm sure. Although you have taken the Jets 4 times in a row, hopefully you will go for 5



Standings

Parkhead 2 weeks
Shitpicks 1 week

 

[Captain Shamrock]

This week is MOOT

There is no way you can claim a win. All the games must come into the equation. I guess Willhill didn't have it on the board, for whatever reason but you shouldn't have overlooked that. So there must be a carry over to next weekend.


The Shamrock Prognosticator 1

Parkpicklosers 1


Captain

 

[ParkHead]

Dreamer

How the mighty have fallen!

The Captain has to find every loop hole he can now!! You posted the odds so you should take the blame on this one however it is a moot point as i will take the win Thank You Very Much


I believe that is the second time today someone has told you your point is MOOT you are on a role!! There must be someone out there who will listen to you.





Parkheadtakin2-1leadovershitpicks

 

[One Dart]

I won't listen either

Sad really, that you must stoop to such lows to get out of a bet Tilly. Perhaps you and parkputz need some consulting from the Doubleloss, Nowin thread. You see, we too once had our problems but came up with a creative solution that allows for our piss taking to continue. If you can't play nicely, Regs might have to take your thread away.

 

[ParkHead]

One Dart

One Dart I don't believe we will have any more problems because Mr. Shitpicks must realize at this point he is playing for a respectable 2nd place finish each and everyweek.







Parkheadpickswinnersagain

 

[ParkHead]

odds

Captain,



would you kindly please post this weeks odds.


BTW has our game been changed this weekend yet!! We are not playing on that field are we?

 

[ParkHead]

Picks

Well captain I hope you have not gave up! Here are my winning picks again:

Tampa -7
Wash +1.5
pitt -6
Carolina +2
Buffalo -7.5
Indi -7
Minn -4 don't like this game flipped a quarter
GBY +5.5
Giants -5.5
Jacksonville -2
KC +3
Oak -9
Den -3.5
S.F. -3

points for the game are 43

I think this week could be a tough one either alot right or alot wrong, hopefully the latter.

BTW I will enjoy my 4 pints from last week after the game tommorrow. I guess this has been a rough week for the Captain another loss in our head to head meeting and as I understand it a loss to Sidewinder on Wednesday!! Could this be true, wow how the mighty have fallen. I heard all about it at ohare's on thurs night.


OUCH that's got to hurt!!!


parkheadcollectingpintsagainthisweekend

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Here are the official lines.......

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +7 Cleveland V Tampa Bay -7 1.90 (TB)

1.90 -1.5 New Orleans V Washington +1.5 1.90 (Wash)

1.90 -6 Pittsburgh V Cincinnati +6 1.90 (Pitt)

1.90 +2.5 Carolina V Dallas -2.5 1.90 (Dal)

1.90 -7.5 Buffalo V Houston +7.5 1.90 (Buf)

1.83 +7 Baltimore V Indianapolis -7 2.00 (Indy)

1.90 +4.5 Detroit V Minnesota -4.5 1.90 (Det)

1.90 +5.5 Green Bay V New England -5.5 1.90 (NE)

1.90 +5.5 Atlanta V N Y Giants -5.5 1.90 (Atl - Is Vick playing?)

1.90 -1.5 Jacksonville V Tennessee +1.5 1.90 (Tenn)


Bet Until : 21:15 13/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

2.00 +3 Kansas City V San Diego -3 1.83 (KC)

1.90 -9 Oakland V St Louis +9 1.90 (Oak)


Bet Until : 01:30 14/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +3.5 Miami V Denver -3.5 1.90 (Mia)


Bet Until : 02:00 15/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.83 -3 San Francisco V Seattle +3 2.00 (Sea)


As for the Sidewinder, he knows he cheated, as do the other members of the D.C.S. My three wins in the last 3 nights are setting myself up nicely to even things up this weekend. I am going to buy you 4 warm beers by the way.



Points 44

 

[ParkHead]

FIGURES YOU WOULD

 

[Captain Shamrock]

It looks like Shitpicks is getting shite-kicked again.